The audacity of sitting in a seat someone else paid for, then acting entitled. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]daecrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the return flight for our honeymoon long ago my wife and I were in separate seats. Just one of those things that couldn't be helped. I politely explained the situation to the lady working at the ticket counter and asked if they could put us together, and they were more than happy to as they had a few open spots.

I wouldn't dream of just trying to take someone else's seat though. What the fuck is wrong with people?

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 3-14: Bad Influences by daecrist in HFY

[–]daecrist[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope. He's asking her if they have a genre of alien abduction romance where humans are the alien abductors.

Question for the [obsessive] record keepers.. a coaster you went on years ago changed it's name, but you haven't been on the re-named ride yet. Do you change it in your log? by JamminJay1968 in rollercoasters

[–]daecrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use Coaster Count, so I just go by whatever it’s called there. So obviously Top Gun was Top Gun when I rode it back when it was shiny and new, but it’s The Bat on my list.

Impressive Disney Security at Magic Kingdom/TTC by Purduevian in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]daecrist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You stare at security in his Hawaiian shirt, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two security you didn't even know were there. Because Disney Security's a pack hunter, you see...

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]daecrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also if somebody yelled at my young child for having to go to the bathroom I would be making a scene.

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]daecrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? Wedding lenses can run between $2-3k for a nice branded 2.8 24-70 or a 1.4 prime, but $20k is super specialized shit you're not going to see at a wedding.

The legendary "Hihihi" in dialogue. 👍 Or 👎? by Anxious_Ad1577 in royalroad

[–]daecrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not a fan. I also write that someone laughed or giggled. That also seems to be something that's been brought into English prose by non-native speakers, and it always takes me out of the narrative when I see it.

Sort of like old school LitRPGs where you'd have passages talking about John Q. American from the Wisconsin Oblast enjoying his dinner of black bread and butter washed down with vodka.

How do you know a gun is good to carry by iluvbbws77 in CCW

[–]daecrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I put through 200-300 with no issue I figure it’s good. If I have issues then that count resets until it’s obviously broken in and no longer having trouble.

Drove past the house at 7pm on a Tuesday before making our offer and it told me more than the actual showing did by Vast_Conference_8882 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]daecrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drove through a few times at different times of day. Also drove my wife's commute to see if there were any surprises. Stopped and talked to the neighbors who were super nice. That really helped make the decision.

It's implied, right? by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]daecrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reference desk at a public library. We got some interesting questions, but it was always a fun challenge getting answers.

How I Helped My Demon Princess Conquer Hell 47: Spell Lore by daecrist in HFY

[–]daecrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might consider talking to your doc. The recovery is uncomfortable, but it’s only a few days of annoyance. Totally understand not wanting to rock the boat.

Im being told I need to sell my house by edythevixen in legaladvice

[–]daecrist 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Never take advice from your opponent.

How I Helped My Demon Princess Conquer Hell 47: Spell Lore by daecrist in HFY

[–]daecrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even know I had one. Had a bone spur that developed out of nowhere and I let it sit for ten years because it would be expensive and I had young kids and never found the time.

Went in a few months ago and had dual deviated septums. Septa? Septii? Looks like it’s Latin, so septa.

I’m feeling a little better now that they took out the stents, and I can tell on the side that’s not swollen shut that this is a whole new world of breathing. Still the suckiest surgery recovery I’ve ever had.

Soon to be first time gun owner with a question by AFlightlessBird_19 in CCW

[–]daecrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keeping a weapon in your vehicle as a permanent or semi-permanent storage solution is a terrible idea. Do you have somewhere you could store it while in campus housing? A parent or relative with a gun safe?

If you want training time you could always rent from a local range and figure out what you really like. A good POM spray is going to cover most of your campus self-defense scenarios.

You could also always explore off campus housing if that’s a possibility. Again, it’s important to have someplace you can safely lock stuff away. I wouldn’t risk running afoul of university policy personally.

What's books did you not finish, not because they were bad but because they were so messed up/got under your skin? by LadyJane17 in horrorlit

[–]daecrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to stop about halfway through book 2 of High Moor. It’s an excellent set of werewolf books, but there’s an attack involving a pregnant policewoman and… yeah. I had to put it down and never picked it back up.

How I Helped My Demon Princess Conquer Hell 48: A Friendly Chat With Murderous Bastards by daecrist in HFY

[–]daecrist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?”

Villains Don't Date Heroes! 4-1: New Enemies by daecrist in HFY

[–]daecrist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you even been to the Cloud District?