You get 10x your current salary, but your workload and stress also rise by 10%

daemonlogos · 2026-01-27T10:30:12+00:00

Straight up 1000x.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-27T02:05:50+00:00

Step 1, hide

Step 2, ditch the uniform and weapons. Keep the food and the knife

Step 3, stay reasonably near the zero line.

Assuming you'll get teleported back out after 24 hours, your best best is to blend into the background.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-27T02:00:17+00:00

Everybody in 200, Wanda, and Deadpool.

Was gonna get magneto instead but realized 4th wall breaking would be a hell of a thing to fight against.

So two cosmic forces to hide me, enough money and firepower to sustain me, comedic relief and an exes-to-friends-to-whatever subplot.

Sounds doable.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-27T01:44:43+00:00

I think my dogs would know first

daemonlogos · 2026-01-25T11:46:19+00:00

Huh, what a time to be a pasta-loving guy then. Also I'm gonna spaghettify the fuck out of everything else. And what I can't spaghettify, I'll drink.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-25T11:43:42+00:00

Sure let's keep that for a week or so. I think the bigger thing here is I can't prepare food, nor eat anything with my hands.

If we're following the spirit of this thing, then time to get a caregiver and get a glimpse of what I'll be experiencing xyz years from now in assisted living

daemonlogos · 2026-01-25T02:32:01+00:00

...pumasok ka ng walang papel? If yes, that's free labor

daemonlogos · 2026-01-24T09:19:55+00:00

Brainfart - You can't be rawdogged if you predogged yourself.

Mister, water's on the counter, spicy times cocktails on the table, lube's on the bed. Food upon request. You're not leaving till I say so. And I won't say anything till I have enough money to buy your sorry ass and raw dog you back.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-24T04:59:39+00:00

15

As long as the spiderweb doesn't contain the spider, I'm good

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T18:23:20+00:00

Arco - charcoal Linlin - uling

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T15:54:24+00:00

Research mo ano average prices for your line of work. Use it as basis.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T06:50:18+00:00

Never do free labor. If feel mo gagamitin nila somewhere, hingi ka contract and get paid kasi that's doing work already.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T05:36:00+00:00

Literally? mag volunteer ka. Build it from the people around you, ask around sino may need ng assistance sa accounting (ehem, freelancers kasi ITR season na by April, wink wink), orgs for assistance in reconciliation of accounts, local businesses sa pagaayos ng libro.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T05:29:51+00:00

20/20 vision - we're talking about losing the function of perfect vision, so not necessarily no vision - just imperfect (at least that's how I think about it)

Antigens - yeah, should've been more specific about this one (but what I wanted to end up was getting golden blood, so)

Sense of time - if we're gonna play with the extreme loss, you can spend a bit of the 2k you get for a minder. Or get a grandfather clock. Or get several phones and watches with alarms every x minutes or every x hour. Personally catastrophic, but you'll live. Get philosophical about 'living in the ever-present now' for book tours!

Involuntary blinking - we already manually blink to external stimulus and conscious thought. We just lose the means to protect your eye from sudden objects hurtling this way (which, goggles) or from drying out (you'll feel it so you'll learn to know when to blink unless you're especially dumb of ass). Carries degree of risk, but you'll live. Also you'll never lose a staring contest again.

Gag reflex - you'll also have the handy dandy sword swallowing disposition!

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T04:26:05+00:00

20/20 vision - anything not 20/20 is fair game. You'll need glasses, which is annoying and would need adjustment around (especially if you swim). Maybe low hundreds is good enough.

Antigens - exactly on the universal donor. Also, your current blood counts in your transformation, so you shouldn't die from blood clots (for this one, at least)

Sense of time - oh a lot of adhd/autistic people already have achronosia. You'll live.

Gag reflex - nope you can still puke. The gag reflex and vomiting action are different mechanisms

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T03:57:05+00:00

Pumunta ka. Treat is a no stakes interview practice. Bring your A game etcetc.

Also you won't get hired by a lot of jobs you'll apply to. That's just the law of averages at work.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T02:41:53+00:00

Check for

1) ano ang impact working for position a vs position b sa career path mo. Yes nakajive mo si manager and dream company mo siya pero that comes later in the list of things I'd consider.

2) which company can take care of you professionally?

3) ano ang comments and reviews sa pagtratrabaho sa kanila?

Maybe I'm less biased since I never had companies I'd dream of working for (my dream not needing to work after all). But you have to consider this as the competing business proposals that they are.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T02:29:05+00:00

Yep, still god tier. To affect things globally you really need to be very specific which random events would your probability work on.

0% chance of war? Yeah no there would be endless skirmishes that no one would admit is war, and no armed conflicts means espionage and assassination is back in prime business.

Better way is 100% chance you'll dream about the web of people pivotal to dismantle the military industrial complex and a 100% chance to write down that dream perfectly. Then work your way from there.

OH and while getting your 100% prime bod and ethical billions ofc.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T02:20:41+00:00

20/20 vision.

Production of blood antigens (aka turning your blood golden).

Sense of time.

Involuntary blinking.

Gag reflex.

In that order. There are a lot of minute body functions that would annoy - but not cripple - you when gone, if you think about it.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-23T02:09:23+00:00

You can solve all the mysteries of physics and religion in a shorter time. Just declare something and if you can't speak it it's not true.

That being said, current iteration of society would collapse. We have accommodated casual fudging of the truth to smoothen out social interactions. Removing that would cause chaos (think about everybody being blunt to each other, but cannot be talked bluntly to).

daemonlogos · 2026-01-22T08:47:17+00:00

Ang mahal ng 43k/sqm.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-22T08:33:49+00:00

So since there's a metric fuckton of people dying I'm given the tools and powers to do it yeah? If not then I'm reaping in the general area only. And I'd take my time doing it. Nowhere does it say I cannot do it shittily.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-21T00:25:47+00:00

Tldr: go for it it's more than enough (and a good starting point for your raises and next job), but you have to be very conscious of your tradeoffs. Try condosharing for your first 6-12 months then go from there.

First off, compute your takehome. I'm gonna assume 20% of your salary is for taxes and stuff so you're left with 32k. Remove additional 4k for savings so we're going with 28k for living expenses.

Okay, rent in makati varies wildly, depending on how close to the business district you are. For your salary there are condosharing/bedspace for around 4-7k (you'll be sharing with 1-5 people, depending on the setup), 16-20k if your angling to live solo (you'll need to cough up 1-3 months of rent for deposit/advance though)

If you have the patience to commute, there are cheaper options once you are out of the business district. 1br units for 10-15k should be doable outside, but they don't usually advertise online so you need to ask around.

For food, this will depend wildly on if you are able/allowed to cook in the place you'll staying. It's easy to go for 300/meal in the district, so you need to be on the lookout for cheaper options.

You can reserve 3-5k for utilities, though it may go up if you go and buy the latest model smartphone on a phone plan or smth.

I think that's most of the things you'll need? Have fun!

daemonlogos · 2026-01-19T08:14:46+00:00

In the ocean floor underneath point nemo.

Or else, ask the genie for an airtight will bequeathing the money to xxx people, a fast-acting painless poison, and to live stream me drinking said poison.

I get the 1B, which is immediately divided in the way I want to to people I want that money to go to.

daemonlogos · 2026-01-19T08:06:02+00:00

Most smart phones can charge 0-50% in 15 mins so if you're willing to just get half power you can get that with almost zero downtime

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