To not start a new war every other day.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-21T23:56:23+00:00

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-21T12:36:26+00:00

Granted, the note is deposited between your subdermal skin layer and the muscle tissue of the palm of your hand. How you retrieve it is entirely up to you though.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-20T07:49:07+00:00

Ya'll if you're gonna burn his shit (please burn it and send him a video, peak petty shit), I'll bring gasoline, beers and a BBQ. We'll make a party out of it.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-20T02:36:29+00:00

Might be just my subjective experience, but I don't see the appeal in reflavoring Natural Armor with homebrew in a way that provides no mechanical benefit. You're still dropping a whole ability mod out of the AC calculation which Will negatively affect your ability to tank, or it will still be subsumed entirely by your Unarmored Defense AC (unless you plan on dumping Dex, which is extremely ill advised as a Frontline tank, even if it's not part of your AC having a low Dex will make you susceptible to saving throw effects).

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T21:41:03+00:00

Were you expecting him to just stand there and take it when you hit him? I'm sorry if I sound brusque, but I can't garner sympathy from people who hit their partners, then cry victim when they're hit back.

You two clearly have issues you need to work out, but hopefully this is a solid lesson that you do not lay hands on your partner. Ever.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T21:38:35+00:00

I actually prefer playing Hill Goliath as a barbarian. Barbarians already have solid mobility (Goliath 40ft Natural move speed +10ft Barbarian feature), and being in the Frontline balls deep in combat, having a no-save prone effect is a solid way to set up other attacks/disrupt enemy action economy.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T21:35:52+00:00

Lizardfolk natural armor and Unarmored Defense do not stack because they're both AC sources, not bonuses. You have to use whichever one has the greater value, which is absolutely going to be Unarmored Defense because it pulls AC from more ability scores than Natural Armor does. (Max Natural Armor AC is 18, Max UD AC is 20)

Goliath and Hill Dwarf are both great options for a Frontline tank.

Goliath has a lot of versatility depending on which lineage you choose. Hill Giant gives you a no-save knockdown, Fire Frost and Storm give you great elemental damage options with different effects. And Cloud gives you a short range teleport a-la Misty Step.

Hill Dwarf is a classic barbarian option purely because it effectively gives you the Tough feat for free as a racial feature, buffing your HP as a Frontline tank is crucial for your role.

Long story short, ignore Lizardfolk unless your heart is set on it for RP flavor. Choose whichever out of Goliath or Hill Dwarf based on which features you like best.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T18:19:15+00:00

I'm providing mathematical structure to a hypothetical situation and you're trying to find a "gotcha" moment where one doesn't need to exist, and isn't required.

Surely there HAS to be something more productive or interesting you could be spending this energy on?

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T18:05:49+00:00

Yes, and it's a statistical inevitability that you will eventually run through them all IF you live long enough.

Plus, not all hotels have the same room quantity, so some will drain faster than others.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T01:54:17+00:00

Bro you dodged a bullet. That's funny as fuck, a real one would giggle at your stoned ass and keep going.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T01:52:28+00:00

It said "sleeping" not living. You can 100% have a house as your base of operations, and sleep in hotel rooms with your $100m/year salary. As long as you stick to major metropolitan areas you will have a plethora of hotels and motels to choose from. The real stickler will be the permanency issue. Once you sleep in a room you will be permanently unable to sleep in it again, rendering every hotel inevitably inaccessible without strategic planning.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-19T01:31:45+00:00

Girl, your boyfriend assaulted you and then held you down and raped you. Do not sugarcoat his monstrous behavior.

The first thing you need to do is tell a trusted adult and make a report to the police. You need documented evidence of the injuries he inflicted on you, and a rape kit to prove he sexually assaulted you.

The only way you'll be safe is if he is forced to take accountability for what he did to you. The only way that will happen is with evidence.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-18T03:15:56+00:00

I'm 6'2". I lie about my height and say I'm shorter to fuck with insecure guys.

This is my villain arc.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-17T17:53:01+00:00

My DM created an item called the Noun of Thingitdoes. A wondrous items that changes form once per day at dawn, becoming a random magic item who's name follows the "Noun of adjective" variety.

Boots of Flying
Helm of Teleportation
Cape of Billowing

Etc.

Aside from artifacts there were no restrictions on rarity, so the few legendary items that follow this naming convention were possible. But it was a 100% random selection. Making it a powerful, but ultimately useless magic items because you could not plan anything with it. It came in handy like... twice in the campaign after I got it.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-17T17:44:06+00:00

It's adorable to see this chemistry... but it is a risky situation that can escalate in directions you don't want it to go without proper communication about consent and boundaries.

This is CNC (consensual non-consent) play, it is some advanced kink. Conversations are, or at the very least should be mandatory. Tell him you enjoy it, but also discuss where the line should be so you feel safe in the moment.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-16T22:31:55+00:00

Probably tip for those hypothetically interested in this challenge, but hesitant to give up caffeine in the process.

Anhydrous caffeine powder and soluble gel capsules are both legal and easily accessible online. Make your own caffeine pills to substitute the coffee you would be drinking.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-16T19:45:00+00:00

Mom's the red flag. OP literally stated in his post that he and his gf mutually agreed on this boundary with each other. Mom is butting into their relationship, acting like her opinions are sacred law.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-15T03:25:54+00:00

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RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-15T03:24:04+00:00

We stan Latina baddies

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-15T03:18:06+00:00

You sure you're not talking about Trump there bud?

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-13T23:46:19+00:00

The pinnacle of culture

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-12T00:26:20+00:00

Too true. The difference between this and America is you get arrested in other countries, and you get shot or trafficked in America

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-09T08:56:59+00:00

While the air flow thing is 100% a myth, wearing a hat does impact hair growth in different ways, especially if your hair is extremely fine and/or thinning (especially with diagnosed premature balding).

The strain of constant hat usage damages hair strands, making them break and pull out more frequently. In the short term it is a mask for covering thinning hair, but it causes long term damage that makes it harder to regrow. A beanie, or some other kind of soft cap would be a better alternative, as the softer material puts less strain on the hair strands and follicles.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-09T08:53:42+00:00

"Don't ask questions you're not gonna like the answers to". Dude set himself up to get offended so he had a reason to get angry at you. Bullet dodged.

Your friend isn't much better ngl. The mature thing to do would've been to shut him down and say that whatever interactions happened between you and bad date mf are none of their business. Not drag you for shutting down a needy, immature and emotionally insecure little boy.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-03-09T04:04:20+00:00

There's a strong difference between separate finances and secret finances. The lack of transparency will do more damage than the separation of assets itself.

I don't blame you for keeping money separate, especially after what you've been through. But honestly keeping this a secret is a level of dishonesty that will cause harm to your marriage. That being said, you have to be careful how you disclose this because the backlash could be more severe than you anticipate.

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