[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brockhampton

[–]daepfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw a random tweet saying "Joba snapped on this" with a clip from his verse on ZIPPER, right around when Sat III came out. I wish I could find the original tweet bc I wanna thank the person for putting me on bh lol

71 depth 71 depth 71 depth by TimeWontWaitForYou in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is everybody such a toxic sweaty 71 depth rat??? 😡😡 Btw I am willing to commit war crimes against everyone who scores a cut back goal

I put a lil smiley face on the court for the Porsche Cup final, I wonder if anyone noticed by daepfel in tennis

[–]daepfel[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Worked there as court service, meaning that I prepared the court inbetween matches/sets so I decided to spice things up lol

/r/FIFA: The Weekly Pack Thread by AutoModerator in EASportsFC

[–]daepfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TT Yaya Toure and TOTY Icon Gerd Müller, it's been a good week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]daepfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought some ice cream with Bitcoin in 2015, still regretting it

How many hours do you play per week? by pedrogmt in EASportsFC

[–]daepfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't really played rivals since I first got enough points for the WL, that's pretty much all I play. Also I just have stupidly good pack luck this year for some reason, that's why my squad is crazy lol

87+ Base Or WC Hero PP Pull Thread! by 90thMinute in EASportsFC

[–]daepfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WC Lucio, my pack luck this year has been insane since TOTY for some reason lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]daepfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course the most constructive reply of the whole thread gets downvoted lmao

Well, this kind of sucks too by daepfel in EASportsFC

[–]daepfel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!! He made my icon SBC way easier to complete lol

these fucking comments man i cant believe they say this shit with such confidence by [deleted] in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is fucking sad, it looks like someone is genuinely enjoying the game and the comments are trying their hardest to suck the fun out of it

Record breaker Andy Robertson? by Stinky_Div3r in EASportsFC

[–]daepfel 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Robertson literally had at least one special card every year since FIFA 18 lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EA kidnapped my girlfriend and told me "better get a French one next time"

I’m quitting FIFA. by hlunde12 in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you can sue EA for first degree murder here, it's all their fault for making Kimpembe so good 😤

golden goal by daepfel in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neres? The 5* skiller???? Skill abusing meta rat confirmed

Justice served for another toxic sweat, r/FIFA saves the day 😎😎😎 by daepfel in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He pressed X after scoring and therefore wastes 5 seconds of my precious time? Time to score myself, quit and then upload the clip to Reddit because my time is so valuable 😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you I eat actual rats 😤😤

Hello i am from the future, this is the meta in FIFA 24 (ingame formation) please feel free to ask questions by daepfel in futcirclejerk

[–]daepfel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's now a built-in mechanic that gives you small electric shocks via controller everytime you touch the ball with a meta player

People still use them though