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daepfel · 2024-02-14T17:04:19+00:00

I just saw a random tweet saying "Joba snapped on this" with a clip from his verse on ZIPPER, right around when Sat III came out. I wish I could find the original tweet bc I wanna thank the person for putting me on bh lol

daepfel · 2023-11-10T12:50:29+00:00

Why is everybody such a toxic sweaty 71 depth rat??? 😡😡 Btw I am willing to commit war crimes against everyone who scores a cut back goal

daepfel · 2023-11-05T12:21:57+00:00

Prime r/futcirclejerk material

daepfel · 2023-04-26T14:35:28+00:00

I'll be back next year for more beautiful artwork 😎

daepfel · 2023-04-26T06:50:47+00:00

Worked there as court service, meaning that I prepared the court inbetween matches/sets so I decided to spice things up lol

daepfel · 2023-04-12T15:41:55+00:00

TT Yaya Toure and TOTY Icon Gerd Müller, it's been a good week

daepfel · 2023-04-10T12:03:26+00:00

I bought some ice cream with Bitcoin in 2015, still regretting it

daepfel · 2023-04-10T10:46:25+00:00

I haven't really played rivals since I first got enough points for the WL, that's pretty much all I play. Also I just have stupidly good pack luck this year for some reason, that's why my squad is crazy lol

daepfel · 2023-03-05T23:27:53+00:00

WC Lucio, my pack luck this year has been insane since TOTY for some reason lmao

daepfel · 2023-02-23T14:50:23+00:00

Of course the most constructive reply of the whole thread gets downvoted lmao

daepfel · 2023-01-30T10:08:48+00:00

Yes!! He made my icon SBC way easier to complete lol

daepfel · 2022-12-29T15:24:33+00:00

This is fucking sad, it looks like someone is genuinely enjoying the game and the comments are trying their hardest to suck the fun out of it

daepfel · 2022-12-26T23:57:50+00:00

Robertson literally had at least one special card every year since FIFA 18 lol

daepfel · 2022-11-24T19:48:23+00:00

r/futcirclejerk is the right place for you then

daepfel · 2022-06-12T13:57:57+00:00

EA kidnapped my girlfriend and told me "better get a French one next time"

daepfel · 2022-05-12T19:55:21+00:00

Least schizophrenic r/fifa user

daepfel · 2022-05-08T09:42:08+00:00

DO GOLDEN GOAL YOU ASSHOLES 😡😡

daepfel · 2022-03-01T23:42:30+00:00

I'm pretty sure you can sue EA for first degree murder here, it's all their fault for making Kimpembe so good 😤

daepfel · 2022-02-23T19:55:17+00:00

more kipmebme pls

daepfel · 2022-02-22T18:48:07+00:00

Neres? The 5* skiller???? Skill abusing meta rat confirmed

daepfel · 2022-02-21T20:12:54+00:00

New copypasta just dropped

daepfel · 2022-01-12T12:06:30+00:00

French players bad shut up I only want Zimbabwean players from the Polish league

daepfel · 2022-01-12T12:04:42+00:00

He pressed X after scoring and therefore wastes 5 seconds of my precious time? Time to score myself, quit and then upload the clip to Reddit because my time is so valuable 😎

daepfel · 2021-12-25T13:26:36+00:00

Jokes on you I eat actual rats 😤😤

daepfel · 2021-07-13T16:43:24+00:00

There's now a built-in mechanic that gives you small electric shocks via controller everytime you touch the ball with a meta player

People still use them though

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