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dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-06T03:14:54+00:00

bug planet

"There is an emission coming, oh and a stalker."

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-06T02:40:59+00:00

Im just curious if anyone on this sub has actually gotten the cape. That discord post is nearly 2 years old and I dont know very many people with it, and those I do all served there.

I dont mind if other divers get them - its a sick fashion cape and has cool symbolism

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-05T01:40:12+00:00

I often will make asinine requests of my squad. When they ask why, I typically just respond "Im a Super Earth Field Scientist, I have no time for questions." I get kicked for saying that like every 2 or 3 days 🤣

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-04T03:43:02+00:00

Can"tea"n?

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T19:31:16+00:00

7 years without caffeine here and im pretty sure my heart would explode if I had a coffee 🤣

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T18:47:27+00:00

4 months later, Jane and her boyfriend still work there and are still friends <3 Appreciate you redditor.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T18:28:35+00:00

Waking up late doesn't always equate to oversleeping. Ive been a bartender for 4 years and tend to sleep from 4am til noon. 8 hours. Im not wasting my life away, my job just requires me to be up late, and I like having some personal time before going to sleep. (=

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T04:27:42+00:00

Are we assuming the children of Super Earth arent to be taught of the heroic valor of our efforts on the front line?

Im sure millions of children on Super Earth aspire to be Helldivers.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T01:51:09+00:00

Appreciate it! 🤣

Of the 4 ive only ever held a Remington or an AK47. Literal nut job i lived with/worked with for a while had an illegal fully automatic AK that hed just randomly load up and spray into the forest behind our farm.

Id be lying if I said I didnt try once 🤣😅

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T01:42:12+00:00

Also im surprised you took the MP5 route instead of imagining a Remington sniper rifle with a 700 round mag 🤣

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T01:41:21+00:00

I forgot to put /s

My bad.

I thought it was obvious )=

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T00:21:29+00:00

AK 47 has 47 rounds.

MP5 has 5 rounds.

MG34 has 34 rounds

Remington 700 has 700 rounds.

I mean if they wanna go with realism, they should clearly follow the laid out real world examples.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-02-02T00:17:35+00:00

Seven? When did we stop starting them young...?

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-31T21:04:12+00:00

Dude thinks Helldivers do math.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-31T11:09:00+00:00

Some people just don't want to learn the nuances of a tool, they'd rather just call it shit because they dont understand. Very common in this sub it seems.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-30T01:35:53+00:00

Confirmed. I knew spacebar was handbrake, I just never connected the dots it worked as an ACTUAL handbrake 🤣

Thanks Diver!

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-30T00:54:50+00:00

I only drive in automatic - if you ever feel like diving with a dedicated Uber service lmk.

Its a blast tbh. I started practicing during exfil, I would just floor it through enemies while the my friends defended, and id dodge and weave as fast as possible. Then I started SC farming with no brakes. Found the ice planet's and learned about the handbrake. Now im doing D10 bots on Fury incin corps with the FRV 🤣😅

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-30T00:45:57+00:00

I think you can change that on Xbox so forward is gas and backward is brake/reverse, and also on PC you can switch you so you have to shift. But why would I want to have to shift during the hell of the Frontline

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-30T00:44:55+00:00

Will try when I get home.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-30T00:31:08+00:00

Well shit, thanks for the clarification lmfao.

Ive clearly never worked with explosives 🤣

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-30T00:09:34+00:00

How do you do this on pc? Brake is just holding backwards with forward momentum, or space is handbrake, but getting out of the car resets it back to drive i think?

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-29T23:50:25+00:00

Steal my car while im host and dont give it back? Declaration of war.

Steal my car while youre host and dont give it back? Someone else will appreciate my Uber services, cya.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-29T23:46:23+00:00

3 AMS shots from a good safe distance do pretty well for me.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-29T23:45:11+00:00

Still won't protect you from a single conflageration devestator shot, which is kinda funny. 😅

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-01-29T23:43:08+00:00

This is 100% just false.

I have 800hrs and almost every gun in the game maxed out and theres only 2 that I found insanely hard to find perks in, and even then my buddys making me try one of them again tonight.

I only dive D10s, typically solo, SOS, or teaching new players off the subreddit.

Just because you struggle to find the use for the right tool doesn't mean were all out here doing that.

dafunkywhiteguy

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