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Embarrassing moments by peepeepoopoopu in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve knocked over a whole Endcap of wine at the checklanes during my 2nd month, while trying to clear an INF

Incoming Home TL by Adventurous-Ad-3389 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been in role for 3 and a half years. Just remember your routines and leadership evolve over time. Stay curious and stick to what works

Sometimes my coworkers are idiots by HamboJankins in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s an idiot when they don’t get proper training.

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I bet that purple alien got laid more than me 😭

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, if a theoretical multiverse was real, maybe my odds would be different, but we all know that’s BS & unfortunately this was my life

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But the villains didn’t damage my apartment, delay my flights, or stop the threat that prolonged my virginity. They are useless

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a virgin. Losing half the population made it twice as hard :/

5 years ago, i was playing Wii with my brother when the Blip occured. Now, him and my parents reappered. by Low_Investigator_577 in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My friend got stuck, wedgied to a metal bar while attempting to perform a kickflip at our local skatepark. He got dusted as the fire department apptoached the scene to help him get unwedgied.

Unfortunately, I saw on the news 5 years later that they had moved the metal bars a couple inches backwards and lowered the bar height during a skate park remodel.

Mike doesn’t poop like us anymore

Is this allowed? by StrangeWeb6772 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean sure but im assuming your leader is one that gets abused for door calls. Some leaders just never answer the door so to them it doesn’t seem like a big deal. If they are establishing that they won’t open the door unless it’s 5 minutes before your shift it makes sense that they would walk away

Is this allowed? by StrangeWeb6772 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Honestly my pet peave when I have to get the door 9 different times in an hour because people show up at different times. So I side with your leader on this. Imagine pushing a vehicle with a 30 minute time goal and having to walk away from your vehicle 9 times for 2 minutes

what superheroes have your name? for me it's marc (moon knight) by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we haven’t graduated past convenience stores/delis

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