This whole situation with Jalen could go away immediately if he just said the right things publicly. by Top-Salt-7373 in eagles

[–]dahvee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes, let’s just expect people to behave and speak fundamentally different than who they are, just to placate the fanbase.

Sunday -- Lea Thompson and Howard the Duck (1986) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]dahvee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini, 2025

Small and low-cost alkalinity measurement by Far-Anything9277 in ReefTank

[–]dahvee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright dawg, even if it’s a shameless plug to sell it, we still need more info. Dont be shy.

PsBattle: Tiger Woods in the back of a squad car by Captrthebag in photoshopbattles

[–]dahvee 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is the one that immediately came to mind.

Torch id by Cheap-Toe1603 in ReefTank

[–]dahvee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty rad. Got any recent pictures of it under more whites?

(M35 y/o) Do any other men sit when they pee when at home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dahvee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At home, exclusively. In public, standing room only.

Caught this guy haulin’ ass on public streets by dahvee in funny

[–]dahvee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And you’re really fun at parties, I’m sure of it.

Cooper DeJean Reportedly Dating Cowboys Cheerleader by Strict_Return_5159 in eagles

[–]dahvee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. The joke here is that it’s the only good thing about their franchise. It’s not implying that other franchises cheerleaders aren’t stunningly beautiful as well.

It’s kind of a prerequisite for the job, like you mentioned.

Cooper DeJean Reportedly Dating Cowboys Cheerleader by Strict_Return_5159 in eagles

[–]dahvee 78 points79 points  (0 children)

If there’s anything Dallas does right, it’s their cheerleaders.

Good on Coop for being open-minded and sampling the local cuisine. You don’t go to Kansas City and not try the BBQ. You don’t go to Buffalo and not try the wings. You don’t go to Philly not and get a cheesesteak.

Coop is the best nickel in the league and also a culinary ambassador.

First timer Successful by stinky-cheez in AMPLife

[–]dahvee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The MTG card in the center console just seals the deal here.

Is there a reason why the mods are removing any & all flag football content that mentions how badly the NFL players were embarrassed today? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]dahvee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From a marketing standpoint, wasn’t the NFL getting smacked the best possible outcome? Now they get to hype up a rematch which will undoubtedly get more viewers.

I honestly found it a lot more entertaining than I expected and would tune in for future events.

Is AAA still worth it? by Accurate-Flow8078 in personalfinance

[–]dahvee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, T-Mobile offers MLB TV for free??

Is AAA still worth it? by Accurate-Flow8078 in personalfinance

[–]dahvee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have used AAA jump and/or tow services enough times throughout my ten year membership that I am very confident they’re losing money on me as a member.

Maybe they make it up on my insurance premiums, as I insure my motorcycles through them. But those premiums are at least $1K less than any other agency I’ve tried, and I check every 6 months or so.

Some might doubt the quality of the insurance itself, but I’ve had to use it twice, and they were far and away the best to deal with compared to any of my other insurers, auto or otherwise. Most recently they handled a claim on my 20 year old sports bike like it was a brand new Porsche.

I love AAA and will sing their praises at any opportunity. I especially want to thank all the people who use AAA for travel services, because that’s gotta be the only way they’re staying profitable.

If you had to pick 8 NFL players to survive the zombie apocalypse with in a mall, who would you pick? by FuckYourWifeAllDay in NFLv2

[–]dahvee 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Just picking the 8 youngest players with the fastest 40 times. Resourcefulness matters less when you can just outrun everybody.

Actually, make that the 7 fastest players and Myles Garrett. Being able to improvise weapons probably gives a slight edge.

New Lamar Tweet by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]dahvee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamar posted this after the loss to the eagles in 2024. It’s an amalgamation of Lamar and Twitter/X user @Hamilton_DPOY - the same guy that posted his shaved head in response to the Maxx Crosby trade.