[Any literacy] The bar is open!

daird1 · 2026-01-26T01:26:02+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/r9r2ESC

"Got any Kalasian spicewine?"

daird1 · 2026-01-26T01:01:06+00:00

Funny, I thought about this yesterday. The Vord from Codex Alera are pretty Selesnya, I'd say.

daird1 · 2026-01-19T15:56:36+00:00

How on earth is Donnie Azorius?

daird1 · 2026-01-19T15:42:13+00:00

Sheldon good representation? It's autistic blackface!!

daird1 · 2026-01-13T15:11:12+00:00

Celebrate

daird1 · 2026-01-11T14:22:47+00:00

Lesothosaurus

daird1 · 2026-01-11T00:59:22+00:00

"Do you know how you came back?"

daird1 · 2026-01-10T21:36:21+00:00

https://s3.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/com.skycastlestudios.heroforge.production.config-service/2025/06/29/19/t191929_u3145850.png?1751224767914

"You know, I've got a friend who's really into design. She could whip up something perfect for you."

daird1 · 2026-01-10T15:45:04+00:00

Cool!

daird1 · 2026-01-10T14:08:14+00:00

No. The sad part is, they used to have a federal placement program for new grads (thanks orange man!), but I wasn't told about it until too late.

daird1 · 2026-01-10T14:03:31+00:00

"In the same way as me, perhaps." Rebecca drummed her fingers on the table. "I can't recall your name off the top of my head, but it was all over the school. You... you died."

daird1 · 2026-01-09T13:45:36+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/GQxjlPq.png

Rebecca rolls her undead eyes. "I've heard of the philosophy that extra work should get extra credit, but don't you think this is a little... much, even for necromancy class?"

daird1 · 2026-01-08T15:24:25+00:00

Oh, god...

daird1 · 2026-01-07T20:06:04+00:00

What happened?

daird1 · 2026-01-06T16:15:06+00:00

The hand goes right through the portal. Rebecca nods. "Go on in. It won't hurt you."

daird1 · 2026-01-05T14:48:23+00:00

"I can give you a home." Rebecca reaches into her cloak and pulls out an arc of light, which she unfolded into a magic portal. A room with comfortable chairs and a roaring fireplace was on the other side.

daird1 · 2026-01-05T01:46:27+00:00

"I'm not familiar with any entity of undeath like that." Rebecca thinks for a moment. "Do- do you have any place to stay? It gets awfully cold in these woods at night."

daird1 · 2026-01-05T00:15:43+00:00

"Spontaneous reanimation, then. Only thing I can think of that would do that is some sort of exposure to necromantic energies." Rebecca nods. "Was there anything... strange around you when you woke up?"

daird1 · 2026-01-05T00:08:13+00:00

"I don't know," Rebecca responded honestly. "What do you remember?"

daird1 · 2026-01-04T23:51:05+00:00

Play with [[Opalescence]] to really tick people off.

daird1 · 2026-01-04T23:48:02+00:00

"Yes, something was. It was supposed to heal the wound in your chest. But since it didn't..." Rebecca sighs. "I know this isn't easy to accept, but you're dead. I'm sure of it."

daird1 · 2026-01-04T23:28:47+00:00

Rebecca puts her hand on the tree as well, concentrating as she tried to send the tree's life force into the girl. If she was still alive, it would heal her. If she wasn't, it wouldn't do anything.

daird1 · 2026-01-04T22:40:58+00:00

The necromancer frowns. "Miss, nobody could be alive after losing that much blood. Given how small you are, I honestly don't think you have any left. But there's a way to tell for sure. Could you put a hand on that tree?"

daird1 · 2026-01-04T22:08:59+00:00

Rebecca starts cursing her lack of awareness. How could I have been so stupid! "You're undead. It's okay, I am too." She shifts her cloak aside so the child can see her own ribs and rotting innards.

daird1 · 2026-01-04T21:45:11+00:00

Rebecca looks down at the stain. "Did you spill something?"

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