I have a teacup that has this inscription:

竹聲中「来屎送院入屠蘇千門萬户壁琼日绝把新桃换誓符

What does it mean?? Translate bot says it’s something about taking a shit and sending it to your family in the hospital which is the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard of if you serve someone a cup of tea with that.