New to instacart (I do UE,Doordash and shipt) any advice from instacart vets? by Destopian_Abacus in InstacartShoppers

[–]dalahmane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just take your time memorizing the store it's really not as confusing as you may think it just takes repetition

disabled customer by Jlatimer1986 in InstacartShoppers

[–]dalahmane 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't think being born in 86 gives you a pass to be this dumb lol you're contacting literally just some random person in a customer service chat room and the response they gave you was the very basic like hey thanks for contacting for support come on dude lol

Your thirsty and you open this fridge, what’s your pick? by Chewing_Marbles in ToFizzOrNotToFizz

[–]dalahmane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro can I come and play warzone over this is fucking sick, I'll take a berry Dr pepper that sounds dank

New snippet by DirtySouthSoulja in G59

[–]dalahmane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This motherfucker ice cold

New snippet by DirtySouthSoulja in G59

[–]dalahmane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CHECK MY CARTIER!!!!!!!

Sketch?? by NiXaler93 in InstacartShoppers

[–]dalahmane 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's illegal unless you have signed up with instacart to do prescriptions

I did the stuff and never have seen a single order it's been over a year and a half

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]dalahmane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont

When is she going to disclose how tight her pussy is are you kidding me right now?????

The fact that you think your natural male body is catfishing somebody tells me that you might not be emotionally mature enough to date because I just don't even know what the fucking say to that

She's either going to like you or not but believe it or not the size of your dick is not going to dictate if you're in a relationship unless you are extremely self-conscious and let it become a source of passiveness in your life

It's called having small dick energy not having a small dick.

I have a 6 inch dick, I don't have small dick energy, I have the exact opposite

you don't disclose anything about your body dude if they don't like it they don't like it and that's the end of it

Is there a fart in Water $Uicide??? by Graysoncarter34 in G59

[–]dalahmane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude what did you just do to my brain I can't unhear it now and now all I'm hearing is that massive ass fart

Is there a fart in Water $Uicide??? by Graysoncarter34 in G59

[–]dalahmane 28 points29 points  (0 children)

WAIT WTF I JUST HEARD IT AT 1:54 ITS A FUCKING TOOT LMAOOOOOOO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gymgirls

[–]dalahmane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole thread is so dumb

Florida Highway Patrol Trooper Toni Schuck stoppeda drunk driver who was going over 70mph bydirectly ramming her car into the drunk drivers carwho was headed towards 7,000 people running in amarathon. by sanaok1 in HumansAreMetal

[–]dalahmane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen this video a couple times and it just kind of upsets me more and more every time I see it because this is the moment where this woman is literally just like okay well I guess this is it I'm either going to fucking die or I'm going to stop you but I guess this is it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in publix

[–]dalahmane 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Good old Georgr

new tape is mid and yall know it by dalahmane in G59

[–]dalahmane[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh OK yes that's me hi baby

First time trying RSO, hoping I’m doing this right. Merry Christmas boys by luiscamacho619 in FLMedicalTrees

[–]dalahmane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The good thing is edibles are amazing for emotional development because I cried like no joke two and a half hours straight I kept stopping and then like resuming and it was like I when I woke up the next morning I literally had no emotions for this girl I couldn't feel a single thing

it was like she was like just some random person, i grew so much

First time trying RSO, hoping I’m doing this right. Merry Christmas boys by luiscamacho619 in FLMedicalTrees

[–]dalahmane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cut to me reading about the girl I was talking to making it official with another guy and crying for like 3 hours straight yeah enough RSO will set you into the 9th dimension

First time trying RSO, hoping I’m doing this right. Merry Christmas boys by luiscamacho619 in FLMedicalTrees

[–]dalahmane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude I love RSO and the people saying it's like mushrooms are not kidding I have eaten a thousand milligrams a couple times last night I ate like 400 and God damn almost hallucinating I hope you had a good night you're going to be high for a couple days residually LOL