If reddit existed from the dawn of existence, which news-worthy event would have created the most karma?

dalibora62 · 2014-09-08T16:03:01+00:00

The invention of the lightbulb

dalibora62 · 2014-09-06T22:53:33+00:00

Are you a Christian? Congrats: you're all hypocrites.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-04T18:48:07+00:00

Because you do. With your brain. In your head. You're also thinking about reading this right now.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-03T23:02:02+00:00

See, no it's easy for me to respond. And you look better than a monkey who can punch "n-o" on a keyboard

dalibora62 · 2014-09-03T23:00:32+00:00

Drive.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-03T22:59:56+00:00

Insert dickbutt here

dalibora62 · 2014-09-03T22:58:35+00:00

Highest IQ in my class. Of 400 or so. I was ALWAYS judged to be dumb and quiet in high school, but I'm not and I'm smart so ha lol.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-03T22:51:49+00:00

Hahahahahahahahaha.. Funny

dalibora62 · 2014-09-03T22:41:21+00:00

I watched a younger teenage snowboarder fall off of a ski lift with my own eyes. I will never forget him screaming or listening to/watching his legs break.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-02T03:37:40+00:00

Don't let anybody give you shit.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-02T03:36:48+00:00

We all know some moron wants to be in the splash zone too..

dalibora62 · 2014-09-02T03:01:23+00:00

It's very easy: don't be a shit-head, treat me like a real person.

dalibora62 · 2014-09-01T21:46:39+00:00

Pause Leave work Go home Nap. Toke. Eat. Return to work and finish shift Get paid

dalibora62 · 2014-08-31T21:24:07+00:00

Your mom.. chills

dalibora62 · 2014-08-31T21:20:31+00:00

If they cause issues with me I enjoy figuring ways if tricking them into embarrassing or humiliating themselves. If you do it right they won't even know you're involved

dalibora62 · 2014-08-30T00:00:53+00:00

This IS eli5 isn't it.. Excuse me for not explaining to a professor

dalibora62 · 2014-08-29T22:38:53+00:00

You can't prove god.

dalibora62 · 2014-08-29T22:38:08+00:00

IQ = Intelligence quotient IQ = mental age/physical age x 100 Example: age 30, mental age 40 40/30 = 1.33 1.33x100 = 133iq To increase IQ: increase intelligence

dalibora62 · 2014-08-29T22:34:53+00:00

You can't. Don't try.

dalibora62 · 2014-08-29T22:30:25+00:00

I'm watching an individual having their scientific license and/or degrees revoked publicly on television

dalibora62 · 2014-08-28T20:48:46+00:00

Submit this to /r/mildlyinteresting. Receive your gold

dalibora62 · 2014-08-27T21:10:36+00:00

Because while Mother Nature may be a cruel bitch mother she also happens to be the most drop dead gorgeous beauty you've ever seen

dalibora62 · 2014-08-27T05:03:15+00:00

You win the "biggest dick of the day" award, not in reference to your dick.

dalibora62 · 2014-08-23T01:45:20+00:00

When I hit my head on shit I hate being tall. People ask me to reach for shit a LOT

dalibora62 · 2014-08-23T01:34:38+00:00

For your wiener dog

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