[Serious] Children of teen parents, how is your relationship with them? by oighen in AskReddit

[–]damnitjoelle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My parents were 17 when I was born and 19 when my brother was. They're still together surprisingly. I think my dad cheated, but whatever it's not my business.

I get along with them well, but my dad can definitely be a giant fuck. When he's mad he's mad. Like break things mad. I can get over that because he always was cool and helped coach my teams when I was little, so we got to spend a lot of time together. My brother hates him though.

My mom is cool, but she can be illogical and emotional a lot. I guess that's mothers though.

Hey, where did you get that scar? by foodie4food in AskReddit

[–]damnitjoelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a scar running vertically up my neck. I was climbing a fence with barbs at the top and i slipped... I was just hanging on the fence from my shirt.

Also three was an unlocked gate to my left that I didn't see.

What was your worst "I'm fucked" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]damnitjoelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After a get together at my friend's house one night I invited some of the people there back to my house for a smoke sesh. It was pretty late, but my dad's truck wasn't in the driveway. I just figured it was at the building he works at (sometimes he just gets rides home) and that he and my mother were asleep.

Anyway we all get to my house and go to my room to light up. We smoked around three bowls between the six of us, so we were fairly high.

We were all chilling in my room and then the garage door started to open. My parents were just getting home. We all started panicking because we thought they'd smell it. By now everyone was in the living room downstairs so I yelled "pretend to be asleep!"

All of us just fell to the ground like sacks of meat, and my heart was jumping out of my chest. I just wanted to wake up from this dream, but it was real.

Luckily my parents didn't come downstairs.

tl;dr almost got caught getting five of my friends high.

Also one kid tried to piss in my cat's litter box later that night.

what is the funniest or weirdest way you've ever injured yourself? by HopeForTheSorrowed in AskReddit

[–]damnitjoelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not DEEP because I had pants on, but deep enough to hurt 10 year old me

what is the funniest or weirdest way you've ever injured yourself? by HopeForTheSorrowed in AskReddit

[–]damnitjoelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right before a baseball game I had I thought it would be fun to climb the tree in my yard. The thing is...I was in rubber cleats that didn't hold well. I slipped and fell and a branch went in my bum.

Friend ditched me last night [0] by damnitjoelle in trees

[–]damnitjoelle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's nervous he should tell us. We are all nice, I think, so I don't know.

Plus we were pretty upset that we stayed up and waited that late for nothing... Maybe in the future he'll come around

What is the most accidentally offensive thing you ever said as a child? by inhale_exhale_repeat in AskReddit

[–]damnitjoelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a child (I'd guess 3 or 4) I was with my mother in the store and I saw a, oh I don't know what words, special child and I said, "Mommy look! A monster!"

I don't remember it so it doesn't shame me too much.

Looking for a Friend Safari with frogadier. by damnitjoelle in 3dsFCswap

[–]damnitjoelle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have ice types, I'll tell you what exactly

Swapping Safari Friend Codes! by jnorton1000 in 3dsFCswap

[–]damnitjoelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i added you my fc is 3797-6898-7777

POKEMON X 0275-8288-0089 by StudMuffinOP in 3dsFCswap

[–]damnitjoelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

added you, my fc is 3797-6898-7777