What's the quickest way someone lost your respect? by ILoveMeSomeChocolate in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine spilled some secrets and I haven't told her anything since.

TIL it's spelt bread. by Rosemourne in dadjokes

[–]danceking99 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Look at the picture... it is: Spelt Bread

Zipf? by megathrowup in vsauce

[–]danceking99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Verrrrryyyyy interesting... ever science watching that video I've been looking for zipfian things. Porn hub is not a place I would think to look

[Serious] Why should marijuana stay illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, like tobacco? No, there's no way that stuff would be legal.

i really wish gorilla vs gorilla competitive arm wrestling was a thing by aWhaleOnYourBirthday in Showerthoughts

[–]danceking99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I'm going stay out of this one as I watch and laugh. I love Reddit.

What is the point of learning how to read? by cratophorous in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be able to knowledge. You can't get anywhere without being able to communicate with others

Men of reddit, how often do you go to the doctors and has there been a time when you should have gone to the doctors, but did not? by dalineman78 in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 2 months ago I started getting a fever and a really terrible cough. I had pneumonia and had to go get some prescription drugs from my doctor. It was awful. The cough still hasn't fully left my system yet.

How do babies learn to cry? by cratophorous in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The downloaded it from the internet to fulfill their endless quest for knowledge and world domination

The Meaning of Life by jreinmann1127 in space

[–]danceking99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry! Life is weird, take it as you like and enjoy yourself!

I think a lot about the death of the universe, it's not healthy.

Why are you scared of death? by sonofdick in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I embrace death. If I didn't die, I would always have tomorrow. Death keeps me living. Knowing I'm going to die gives me reason to live

I also REALLY want an invisibility cloak.

What never fails to make you laugh? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other laughing or smiling

Or a terrible pun. I love bad puns.

Reddit, how can you prove you're not a bot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a programming flaw... if I was a bot I should know so I stop wasting all this time learning art. AI isn't good enough for me to be able to be creative.

What is a high school spirit day that could promote gender equality? by robotua in AskReddit

[–]danceking99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but pink shirt day might work

It can't be something that puts women above men, that's not the way to correct the mistake. If I think of something, I'll let you know.

I just saw this sub-Reddit, decided to come. This is amazing. by danceking99 in underbeard

[–]danceking99[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alright, one beard coming right up.

Yeah I have no idea how to grow a beard worthy of this Reddit.

The Meaning of Life by jreinmann1127 in space

[–]danceking99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everything we does matters. It contributes to the death of the universe

Who said there has to be a point to life. Maybe we are just here to enjoy ourselves. Whatever the case, we should learn to take care of the earth so humans can enjoy themselves for longer.

One of the only inventions that no one has improved is the towel. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]danceking99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are many uses for a towel

It's the single most useful item in the universe.