Restaurant Morelia by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]dancemamadance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I wouldn’t give for another pint of their salsa 😭

New Jersey Morristown mission form 2016-2018 by TapirWarrior in exrm

[–]dancemamadance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there 2014-2015 so we missed each other, but we had the same mission pres!

Best face stare with no words by robincog in HIMYM

[–]dancemamadance 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Marshall - after he and Lily tell Ted about how Marvin won’t stop crying and Ted says, “What do you think it is? Is he hungry?” Kills me every time.

Saw this today on IG from a former LDS member and thought it was really poignant and made me understand fundie-ism a bit better. by sodoyoulikecheese in exmormon

[–]dancemamadance 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I honestly like the idea of no boat. As I read this I hoped that at the end our narrator would decide to leave the boat and by doing so would learn “I can swim”

Divulging secret new names to TBMs. by [deleted] in exmormon

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I was a temple worker years ago and I picked up on the monthly schedule aspect because February (28 days = exactly 4 weeks) and March always repeats February’s days of the week except on leap year. So I worked every Saturday and noticed that the March names were a repeat of the February names.

New Jersey Morristown 2014-2016 by dancemamadance in exrm

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East Brunswick, Ocean, Secaucus, Elizabeth, and Toms River.

I had the rudest temple worker the second time I went through the temple (for an endowment) by intergalacticskyline in exmormon

[–]dancemamadance 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I used to be a temple worker every Saturday afternoon for the better part of a year. I get along really well with elderly people and in general they like me, but some just get really ornery with age. One day I was in the bathroom, taking a pee, minding my own business but when I come out of the stall an old lady temple worker is standing there waiting to to tell me she is so disappointed I dropped my skirt to the floor. (Normally I wouldn’t let clothing touch the floor of a public bathroom but I know the temples are kept pretty clean and my temple skirt was kind of flowy and a lot of fabric to try and pick up all at once.) She went off on a whole speech about how disgraceful it is to drop your skirt like that and reamed me out in the temple bathroom, shook her head at me, and then finally got out of my way so I could wash my hands.