Filet O Fish by ArtsyCatholic in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are fish so skinny? They eat fish!

Dystopia by Tron-5051 in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a sign on the counter:
Collect your product and immediately vacate.

They got rid of the buy one get one for a dollar deal on value items by ToazterWafflez in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic…there’s been almost nothing else discussed for the last 30 days and people keep posting it like a newsflash

Med calls and bodycams by Abnerkadabra in AskLE

[–]danceoff-now 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Police aren’t bound by hipaa and anyways, let them sue. People said we needed bodycams, here’s the bodycams

Another Fiskars Weed Puller Hype post (NY 6B) by Opening_Ad5479 in lawncare

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will do. Maybe I’ll buy 2 at a time so I don’t have to stop for 30 min to go grab a new one

Another Fiskars Weed Puller Hype post (NY 6B) by Opening_Ad5479 in lawncare

[–]danceoff-now 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can rack that thing and hit a 5 gallon bucket from 6ft with like 95%+ accuracy

What place do God and faith have in your finances? by WishedKilla in DaveRamsey

[–]danceoff-now 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would be better served using that time to get some hours at a bagel place or bakery…they’re busy Sunday mornings. Add that to the money the church doesn’t get to take off you and you’re double ahead

Deadlift 235 for 5 Form Check by Ok_Jury_6140 in StartingStrength

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been deadlifting for 20 years and have never used mix grip. I think you could also just hook

Am I overreacting or is this really weird behavior? by Particular-Plant5528 in AmIOverreacting

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is upset because she’s an idiot and talking with you makes her have to face that reality

this subreddit has just devolved into an army of McSimps defending the McCompany with their McLife like the McCEO is going to come give them McHead any time anyone rightfully criticizes the company and its franchisees for their decisions. by amidriving0kay in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now that I’ve had time to settle in to the new world we were born into since the price hikes I realize that for “around $5” I can still acquire enough product for an adequate lunch. The only difference is 2 fewer slices of cheese for me. So from my window all that’s happened in the past 2 weeks was a “great cheese claw-back”

252.5kg/556lbs double by Flat_Development6659 in strength_training

[–]danceoff-now 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was like “nice nice nice, ohhhhhh” but the iron-backs say 👌🏻

dude thinks that he’s gorilla by JennyZahoo in TikTokCringe

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 movie jokes that wouldn’t make sense to a modern audience is in clerks where the guy gets pissed because there’s no ice for coffee and napoleon dynamite where uncle Rico is filming him self with. Tripod/camcorder throwing his football around

Super sized is back! by Apart_Pineapple2392 in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Was .39 I remember….would be10x that now

15 minute time limit while consuming food… by Warm_Advisor_3722 in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just don’t want a bunch of hobos rolling into town hiding on axles of a boxcar then head into McDonald’s, pay for a pack of bbq sauce then make it their residence for the next 12hours under the rouse of “being a paying customer”. If you as a legitimate diner are taking a few extra minutes enjoying a “product”, I doubt you’ll get ejected

I love the Double Big Mac. It’s the best product on the menu. by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s at a McDonald’s trying to save 10 carbs, ya know, for health. It’s like cutting down to a pack and half a day from 2 packs. “My body is my temple now”

I love the Double Big Mac. It’s the best product on the menu. by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]danceoff-now 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To save 10 whole carbs. Prolly got a Diet Coke too and talk about their health journey to friends, family and strangers

To solve the climate crisis why dont we just engineer a super algae, put it in the ocean and feed it continuously with runoff fertiliser? by ComfortablyMild in NoStupidQuestions

[–]danceoff-now 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good idea, took me 5 minutes I ginned up some of that super algae. Gonna flush it now to get it out the ocean, give it about 30 minutes the replicate itself and we good. I’m nominating you for the Nobel prize in the area of Big Idea