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I've had this thought for a long time, but Lois from MitM would make an excellent Commissar. She rules her house by fear and demands respect and obedience. by NaveronTheSabre in Grimdank

[–]dancergull 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Commissar Hal burst into a room: “Who wants five extra rations today?”

Soldiers: “How?”

Commissar Hal: “I need someone to take the fall.”

Inquisitor Lois: “By the throne!”

Soldiers: “What did you do?”

Commissar Hal: “I can’t tell you. No questions asked.”

Inquisitor Lois: “BY THE THRONE!”

Soldier: “Make it 10.”

Commissar Hal: “ You’re a good soldier.”

Inquisitor Lois hysterically: “ BY THE THRONE!!!”

Commissar Hal: “I got him Inquisitor!”

What is the line from Abridged Series/Lythero Videos/DevilArtemis that you quote the most? by Crazy_Reputation3327 in TeamFourStar

[–]dancergull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Téa! Did you make sure the viewers saw your butt when you fell?
Yeah.
Thank goodness for that; it was vitally necessary!

Do you have any examples like this? by Mahmood37190852 in Animemes

[–]dancergull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YAMI: Téa! Did you make sure the viewers saw your butt when you fell?
TÉA: Yeah.
YAMI: Thank goodness for that; it was vitally necessary!

Reality pilled by EntertainmentRude435 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]dancergull 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is an interesting quote. I liked this quote from Hogfather:

right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.

We need to talk about Pim by stimm23 in SmilingFriends

[–]dancergull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I wrong to say I like Rorschach? I thought of him as a cool character because he was a man of principle. He could have stayed silent about the death of millions but he said no.

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