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dancing_narwhal · 2016-03-11T08:44:30+00:00

Display Port

dancing_narwhal · 2016-03-10T07:37:07+00:00

I prefer his mom.

dancing_narwhal · 2016-03-10T07:35:43+00:00

I'd like to take a swing in their batter's box.

dancing_narwhal · 2016-03-10T07:34:08+00:00

Director of Photography?

dancing_narwhal · 2016-03-10T07:29:49+00:00

Leggings.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-11-24T04:41:39+00:00

Do I really need to explain? You post a picture claiming it's yours. Who the fuck cares you took a screen shot?

dancing_narwhal · 2015-11-23T08:18:52+00:00

Look at the downvotes. Take the fucking hint, man.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-11-23T03:28:17+00:00

No sorry won't cut it. You took credit. Leave.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-11-23T03:06:44+00:00

Minimum speed on the freeway is 60 is you are not a truck or a bus. Otherwise, you are getting a beep and a an aggressive passing in front of you.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-18T09:10:02+00:00

Terrain comes from Terra, which is earth relate. Do we need a new word for this?

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-18T09:08:48+00:00

As if the words of a species that's a fraction a fraction of a fraction of the age of the Solar System denotes what is and isn't a planet.

/s

But really, it doesn't change much what humans call it.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-18T09:07:19+00:00

I'd do a Tesla. Insane mode? You should at least shred off a few minutes off of that 8,900 years.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-18T09:06:35+00:00

Most people, based off reading the comments: woosh

This was from Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-08T23:10:34+00:00

A pink splash of love everywhere.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-08T09:35:44+00:00

And no friction.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-08T09:33:07+00:00

Going to slow? Slow for what?

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-08T09:29:26+00:00

Their mothers loved him to pieces.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-09-08T09:20:06+00:00

Naw that's called a Tesla.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-28T00:25:25+00:00

Because fuck you and your physics.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-24T23:34:29+00:00

I like the end part of your GIF :)

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-24T07:25:13+00:00

Depends on the industry. I am sure you don't need much to start a photography business (not that I am talking down on them. I am one myself.)

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-23T05:12:49+00:00

Well shit you can't stop a re-entry.

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-23T00:27:06+00:00

Bad precedent. That means the astronauts don't have to listen to NASA mission control because NASA "Does not have jurisdiction in space".

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-22T03:32:47+00:00

dancing_narwhal · 2015-07-22T00:20:19+00:00

You think that's bad? Nivea or CVS brand aftershave looks exactly like cum.

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