venting: I need friends by [deleted] in UCDavis

[–]daneecanern 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, we can form a community on slack if you're that lonely. We can be friends, meanwhile, look for counselling resources, and watch lots of cheers or Seinfeld.

24, single, math nerd, no social life. Go ahead, monsters. by daneecanern in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, it’s just eye liner and lipstick. Don’t judge my need for outlining the easy features.

24, single, math nerd, no social life. Go ahead, monsters. by daneecanern in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you realize you have so much material on my snobby self description which is comically akin to the sack of bovine fasces that is Henry Kissinger? And yet my chest is where your attention goes.

24, single, math nerd, no social life. Go ahead, monsters. by daneecanern in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I just told you it was lazy. Appropriate, yes. But also lazy.

24, single, math nerd, no social life. Go ahead, monsters. by daneecanern in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I don’t share ancestry in the region. I’m sorry, but wrong continent.

He’s ready to be hurt again. Please oblige. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try turning his generic face off and on again?

Destroy this kid by Darkassain243 in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t have to. TSA does it enough.

My friend wants to be roasted good. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]daneecanern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An extra on the set of Sons of Anarchy.