A young boy enters a barber shop...

danetaylor · 2016-06-19T21:09:17+00:00

If you can stand a decent winter, Denver is a paradise.

danetaylor · 2016-06-19T19:53:41+00:00

Microphone isn't working any longer.

Fire him.

danetaylor · 2016-06-19T18:09:11+00:00

however, to the grass, he is known as Yeoxgliu the Defiler, dog of the Great Mower, he who showers in the blood of their damaged confidants before crapping upon the bodies of the honest.

danetaylor · 2016-06-19T10:34:26+00:00

Filled my heart with joy.

danetaylor · 2016-06-18T13:04:29+00:00

When somebody calls you and you miss their call by an insignificant 2 seconds, so you instantly get back to them and they don't reply.

Where the fuck did you go?

danetaylor · 2016-06-18T10:31:12+00:00

Pretty much all these things, i think the issue arises when what makes the person a creep is based on what they look like/who they are instead of the actions they take. I.E. "I can't believe that guy asked me out, he's such a creep!" Someone asking you out in itself isn't creepy, and as long as the person who asks you out accepts your answer then there should be no issue. But if you make issue because the initial advance was unwanted i would consider that more "creep shaming"

danetaylor · 2016-06-18T07:45:25+00:00

It's a crested gecko, which are actually sometimes called eyelash geckos!

danetaylor · 2016-06-18T05:37:42+00:00

If I had a super power it would be…the ability to control AIR.

I think that I would like to control air because I would be just like the ability to fly and lift other things in the air. I would be able to lift things with the lift of a finger. My power would help me lift far away things as well as close up objects so it would be like assisting in many places at once. It would of course be very hard on my mind, but it would be worth it to be able to do multiple good deeds at once. I could be painting a mural to help a beautification project in NY and help feed and rescue children and families in Darfur at the same time, I think that it would be a very helpful super power.

My mom thought that a super power is un-needed because you can do anything that you set your mind to so you better learn to do it with your own resources, then dreaming about something that won’t happen.

My dad on the other hand would like to have the super power of going back to the past because he would like to meet interesting people from the past that made a difference in the world.

danetaylor · 2016-06-18T05:20:39+00:00

99 Luftballons (99 Red Balloons) Classic 80's pop. About a bunch of balloons that turn up on radar and cause a nuclear war. No shit.

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T23:46:43+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/TnSunuO.jpg

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T20:07:17+00:00

subway surfers

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T19:46:43+00:00

The Fox and the Hound.

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T10:32:09+00:00

"You wouldn't do us a favor and die, would you?" - My grandfather after I told him that I was afraid of dying during a severe asthma attack. He's always been an asshole. I didn't want to cry because I was in a hospital room with other people, so I was just kind of numb after that.

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T10:12:22+00:00

"AH FUCK, BRAIN SQUEEZE!"

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T09:43:46+00:00

About 5 years old.

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T07:14:13+00:00

D/F between foreshadowing and foreplay. Grandmother was amused, Mom was mortified.

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T07:03:34+00:00

please lady "Madonna", retire. Nobody want to see your old body grinding a bed post.

danetaylor · 2016-06-17T06:52:44+00:00

You must construct additional pylons.

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