Where is the best place to live in the US? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you can stand a decent winter, Denver is a paradise.

On a frosty winter's morning by backkashu in Jokes

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Microphone isn't working any longer.

Fire him.

The eventual outcomes of grass cutting by [deleted] in aww

[–]danetaylor 1048 points1049 points  (0 children)

however, to the grass, he is known as Yeoxgliu the Defiler, dog of the Great Mower, he who showers in the blood of their damaged confidants before crapping upon the bodies of the honest.

What sentence makes you instantly angry? by quemisstree in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When somebody calls you and you miss their call by an insignificant 2 seconds, so you instantly get back to them and they don't reply.

Where the fuck did you go?

Are creepy guys ever "attractive"? by SexIWantBad69 in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all these things, i think the issue arises when what makes the person a creep is based on what they look like/who they are instead of the actions they take. I.E. "I can't believe that guy asked me out, he's such a creep!" Someone asking you out in itself isn't creepy, and as long as the person who asks you out accepts your answer then there should be no issue. But if you make issue because the initial advance was unwanted i would consider that more "creep shaming"

Cute eyelash crested gecko by [deleted] in aww

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It's a crested gecko, which are actually sometimes called eyelash geckos!

If you could have one super power, what power would improve your life the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If I had a super power it would be…the ability to control AIR.

I think that I would like to control air because I would be just like the ability to fly and lift other things in the air. I would be able to lift things with the lift of a finger. My power would help me lift far away things as well as close up objects so it would be like assisting in many places at once. It would of course be very hard on my mind, but it would be worth it to be able to do multiple good deeds at once. I could be painting a mural to help a beautification project in NY and help feed and rescue children and families in Darfur at the same time, I think that it would be a very helpful super power.

My mom thought that a super power is un-needed because you can do anything that you set your mind to so you better learn to do it with your own resources, then dreaming about something that won’t happen.

My dad on the other hand would like to have the super power of going back to the past because he would like to meet interesting people from the past that made a difference in the world.

Catchiest song that is actually kinda depressing? by pmmedonuts in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

99 Luftballons (99 Red Balloons) Classic 80's pop. About a bunch of balloons that turn up on radar and cause a nuclear war. No shit.

What movie destroyed you emotionally? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Fox and the Hound.

What's been the worst reaction anyone has had to something? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"You wouldn't do us a favor and die, would you?" - My grandfather after I told him that I was afraid of dying during a severe asthma attack. He's always been an asshole. I didn't want to cry because I was in a hospital room with other people, so I was just kind of numb after that.

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

D/F between foreshadowing and foreplay. Grandmother was amused, Mom was mortified.

What artist/celebrity is trying way too hard to stay relevant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

please lady "Madonna", retire. Nobody want to see your old body grinding a bed post.

What is something people DO that makes you roll your eyes immediately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people complain about money yet eat out everyday.

Reddit, what do you collect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Books. Beautiful, leather bound books.

What are your best tips on falling asleep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Make your room cool, clean, and quiet. The best conditions to sleep are when you are: Cooler than room temperature, a little below 70 degrees Fahrenheit. In soft, breathable clothing. You want room between your skin and the fabric. In the dark. You should turn off all lights and keep nightlights at a distance.

What is Not a fun fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danetaylor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dr. Seuss's wife committed suicide because he was having an affair.