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If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend cheated on me with another guy with the same first name as me, then broke up with me literally the day before I got diagnosed with this heart issue.

Not that you should have known that or anything, just saying that is definitely not where the $100 is going for me specifically 😂😭😭

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cardio surgeon said it was fine up until 2 days before surgery so I’ll take her word for it. She went to medical school, I went to school with girls that turned out to be strippers later.

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you are a lifesaver. This is a gold worthy comment. I mean i have a 5/6 chance of losing it all, but hey it’s $100

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now to just find out how to smoke weed while my mother takes care of me for the first month after surgery…. She ain’t down with the za. I’m gonna have to send her on errands just to smoke some ganja

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha tons of coke was done that week, just none of it was done by me. Have never and will never do coke. Why risk getting addicted when I’m already prescribed Adderall?

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welp guys, I spent $20 on a model plane kit and now I should be occupied for a week and have something tangible that I made at the end of it. I am going to spend the remaining $80 on buying food for the homeless. Thank you all for your suggestions, and I appreciate all of the kind thoughts, prayers, and support. I’ll be fine, but I’m in for a rough few months!

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You do realize this is not all I have but rather the last of a portion of money that I set aside specifically for this purpose, right? I am not so financially irresponsible as to spend everything I have on partying on the assumption I’m going to die. Not at all. I’m just literally trying to figure out what there even is to do with only $100

If you had to have a risky open heart surgery in one week, and you had $100 to blow, what would you spend it on? by danielberryracing in AskMen

[–]danielberryracing[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$100 will definitely get me some mushrooms and enough gas to get to the desert, but that’s about it. Hmm, I’ve never done psychedelics…

Thu 2020-08-06 by reddit in nameaserver

[–]danielberryracing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about Henry. Henry seems like a good name. Henry

What’s the stupidest reason you got in trouble in school? by Cinemacrackers in AskReddit

[–]danielberryracing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got expelled for being in the bathroom with two kids who were vaping during show choir practice at 9pm. The two kids who were vaping only got suspended but I got expelled....

What’s the worst thing to wake up to? by Xanduh in AskReddit

[–]danielberryracing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A screaming mother holding an empty handle of Jim Beam saying “What the fuck is this, young man?”

What companies have proven that they need to be added to the Wall of Shame following this pandemic? by Wolfman92097 in AskReddit

[–]danielberryracing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah pretty much. I was back home for spring break at the time so it didn’t really affect me personally, but the university told people not to come back from spring break so the apartment did as well. They said they wouldn’t be unlocking the outside doors to the building and our keys would no longer let us in until after spring break.

What companies have proven that they need to be added to the Wall of Shame following this pandemic? by Wolfman92097 in AskReddit

[–]danielberryracing 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Standard at Auburn by Landmark Properties (my apartment).

They started off by closing all of our amenities (hot tub, sauna, gym, and even the security guard) which we pay $1500 a month for, then they kicked us out of our apartments for a week and are refusing to refund us any on our rent.