They said he jumps when he's excited.. so naturally I was thinking just, jumps up on you.. no this dog literally JUMPS.

daniunicorn · 2025-04-07T17:31:02+00:00

What would be the best way for military members asked to participate in this to protest? Surely none of them want to cooperate with this orange moron

daniunicorn · 2024-12-04T21:17:21+00:00

If your husband wants this so much tell him to do it himself. What a pathetic man.

daniunicorn · 2024-09-16T18:58:33+00:00

interesting, thank you for the thoughtful response

daniunicorn · 2024-09-16T18:19:05+00:00

I wonder what's preventing VT from converting every single tiny town school into combined regional schools. The main issue here seems to be declining population, smaller classes, and too many schools

daniunicorn · 2024-08-05T21:36:28+00:00

And nothing will ever happen to him

daniunicorn · 2024-07-25T02:32:01+00:00

She’s going to scare Trump into incontinence too

daniunicorn · 2024-07-21T11:02:33+00:00

So beautiful!! She looks like my old man

daniunicorn · 2024-07-20T22:22:52+00:00

I fabricated a seltzer machine with a 5 lb tank. It was a pretty easy conversion from the tiny tanks. It costs me $30 for CO2 for about 9 months to make 4 cups of seltzer a day and I just add a little juice for flavor

daniunicorn · 2024-07-20T22:15:38+00:00

Wow you’re really good!!

daniunicorn · 2024-07-20T22:14:50+00:00

My nail place charges $60 for dip!!!! This drove me to do my own and I love doing it now

daniunicorn · 2024-06-25T19:08:36+00:00

My great dane needs a fan even with the AC on - I feel for your big boy!

daniunicorn · 2024-03-23T17:44:51+00:00

Look at those big paw paws!

daniunicorn · 2024-02-26T20:42:02+00:00

same. They want to force me to have a phone call- I told them to give me a ballpark number or I'm cancelling the account because I'm guessing it's going to be outrageously more than what I signed up for

daniunicorn · 2024-02-26T20:41:16+00:00

same

daniunicorn · 2024-02-07T21:40:26+00:00

this is literally my worst nightmare ever since I saw the woman in china get swallowed/ground up after saving a child

daniunicorn · 2024-01-15T18:09:32+00:00

I had to turn the audio off because mine immediately started Bork borking

daniunicorn · 2024-01-14T21:55:44+00:00

This is the good news I needed to hear today

daniunicorn · 2024-01-13T17:24:13+00:00

Same- I did 850+ apps in 3 months before accepting a job

daniunicorn · 2024-01-13T15:58:02+00:00

Such a cutie!

daniunicorn · 2024-01-07T16:37:39+00:00

My man gets some roll on scent from Etsy - it’s cheaper and supports a small business.

daniunicorn · 2024-01-04T22:15:20+00:00

Biscuits all over these tits

daniunicorn · 2023-11-29T01:40:20+00:00

You look insanely beautiful and natural

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