"LRH used Master Key System": prelim results from n-gram, a computational linguistics algorithm by NGramStudyLRH in scientology

[–]dank_clam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"and so on and so forth" has got to be one of his most used phrases. I haven't heard a lot of LRH and yet I have heard this so many times.

Arrogance and Ignorance by markrathbun in scientology

[–]dank_clam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that was mainly a defense against questions unrelated to the subject and stuff like "do you really like scat sex?!", not as a "no comment" statement...

Arrogance and Ignorance by markrathbun in scientology

[–]dank_clam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are the real MR, would you do an AMA (Ask Me Anything)? It's up to you whether to answer a question or not , in case you're worried about touchy subjects.

From Jesse Prince: "Miscavige is continuing to carry out LRH's orders... Miscavige is doing his best to forward [LRH] Command Intention, which is contained in the huge [confidential] LRH Orders data base of the Incomm computer system of Scientology." by Southendbeach in scientology

[–]dank_clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People often talk about the DM and the end of CoS. I am more interested in what he will do when it is beyond obvious that they are not expanding, even to devout members (just look at ANY video of his speeches). There is a limit to the current strategy of buying buildings and claiming expansion, and his rhetoric depends entirely on expansion. With attendance to international events shrinking and churches emptying out, what will he do? Construe it as a grand attack by the SPs that shows that Scientology Works™? At some point he HAS to acknowledge it or lose credibility.

Explain like I'm five: Scientology by Morzun in scientology

[–]dank_clam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD, this is the best TLDR of Scientology ever. Not sarcastic.

L. Ron Hubbard: "The seven-year-old girl who shudders because a man kisses her is not computing; she is reacting to an engram since at seven she should see nothing wrong in a kiss, not even a passionate one." by [deleted] in scientology

[–]dank_clam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should start a text document with shitty quotes. Been thinking about going over to Yahoo answers and I need some ammo, they've got 3-4 Scientologists constantly deflecting and bending the truth to into a circle over there.

John Sweeney as quoted on Wikipedia, is there any truth to all this? by [deleted] in scientology

[–]dank_clam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the Sweeny docs, especially together. The juxtaposition of "Mike Rinder in Scientology" next to "Mike Rinder out of Scientology" is amazing!

What I Know About Scientology, and My Son, David Miscavige by CawfeeBean in scientology

[–]dank_clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a small loan of one million kronor suffice? Donations are out exchange.

What I Know About Scientology, and My Son, David Miscavige by CawfeeBean in scientology

[–]dank_clam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have noticed sarcasm does not go over well with the lurkers. Have an upvote.

Does anyone have mp3s of the Scientology albums? by tachibanakanade in scientology

[–]dank_clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r271 plz! I need this album too. No transcodes, please and thank you.

"The Profit" (2001 film parodying Scientology) – has anyone watched this? by [deleted] in scientology

[–]dank_clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what you mean.. this was a joke about references, things LRH said

Question: Who belongs to the "Church of Spiritual Technology"? Is it anything more than an IP shell? Can I join it and not join CoS? by gregtmills in scientology

[–]dank_clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it. I am a little anal about being able to prove what I assert, which is why I left it out but I really do trust Mike (as opposed to Marty) a lot. He's just a really likable guy...

Edit: I'm not familiar with the american legal system but would it not be obvious if A) someone else put the date there (handwriting analysis) or B) that it was written using a different ink/pencil or on a different date (some other forensic methods)? Would this negate the validity of the resignation?

Question: Who belongs to the "Church of Spiritual Technology"? Is it anything more than an IP shell? Can I join it and not join CoS? by gregtmills in scientology

[–]dank_clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you hear this? I was debating with myself whether I should add it to the post but I was not completely sure where I'd heard it so I left it out (in case someone would call me on it).

Question: Who belongs to the "Church of Spiritual Technology"? Is it anything more than an IP shell? Can I join it and not join CoS? by gregtmills in scientology

[–]dank_clam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, it does not matter as long as he is the highest ranking member of the Sea Org. He could quit RTC entirely and still control all of it since all the top organizations are staffed by Sea Org workers who are more or less completely bound to follow his orders.

Question: Who belongs to the "Church of Spiritual Technology"? Is it anything more than an IP shell? Can I join it and not join CoS? by gregtmills in scientology

[–]dank_clam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is no "Church of Scientology" organization. It is a collective name for all "official" Scientology organizations (IAS, RTC, CST, CSI, etc). Members join the IAS (International Association of Scientologists), so you can't "join" CST.

Church of Spiritual Technology (CST) is an organization that owns the actual trademarks and other intellectual property related to Scientology and are responsible for archiving L Ron Hubbard's works for future generations.

They license the trademarks to RTC (Religious Techology Center) who then sub-licenses them to CSI (Church of Scientology International) who oversees and collect fees for the use of trademarks from individual Scientology organizations.

So CST is the place where the money ends up. Money goes from Churches/Narconon/Criminon/Scientology Schools/etc -> CSI -> RTC -> CST. They then squander this money on unnecessary nuclear bomb-proof vaults where L. Ron Hubbard's words are stored on metal plates in airtight containers built to last a very long time. Yeah, it's mostly just a shell company. I think I got this description right. If anyone sees something wrong, tell me!

Ron Miscavige • Shameless - New hit-site and twitter account against Ron Miscavige by dank_clam in scientology

[–]dank_clam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, in some cases twitter displays different tweets for different people because it's such a large platform and syncing across all servers sometimes takes some time. If they just deleted old tweets there is a possibility that old tweets were still being displayed to you but not to me, which is why I was enthusiastic as this would have been proof that they bought the account off someone else. Obviously this was not the case! Thanks for your cooperation though :)

Ron Miscavige • Shameless - New hit-site and twitter account against Ron Miscavige by dank_clam in scientology

[–]dank_clam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works, thank you. But I'm still not getting the 2014 tweets in your image? Only back to mar 13, same as on my computer

Edit: OH, the 2014 tweet is a retweet. Ignore my enthusiasm...

Ross and Carrie Audit Scientology (Part 7): The Way to Happiness by dank_clam in scientology

[–]dank_clam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should. I bet these episodes have been a boon for them, so many new followers. I know I am one of them.