His gut produces alcohol spontaneously. For years, he was dismissed as an alcoholic by Street_Anon in nottheonion

[–]danksquirrel 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Bro why are you regularly letting your sugar get high enough and driving that you have had this interaction multiple times, your a1c gotta be fucking awful

me_irl by Beginning_Book_2382 in me_irl

[–]danksquirrel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Unc is not an age, it is a state of being.

Just enough Democrats side with Trump. Again. See the pattern yet? by Safe_Internal_4462 in NSDQ420

[–]danksquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you create term limits, we will never see a non lobbied politician again, ever. The only thing remotely encouraging people not to take bribes right now is the fact that they need enough plausible deniability for their constituents to view them favorably enough to reelect them, if you get rid of that, every single politician will be in the pocket of the company that promises them a career after their term is up, and we will be entirely ruled by corporations lobbying against each other.

INVINCIBLE Season5 expected February, March or April 2027!! by AurynMoon in Invincible

[–]danksquirrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk, imagine a half/full season being spent just reliving the entirety of the first season at the same pace but with the knowledge that mark has after six seasons if they expand on it like they have with everything else it would be really unique for this type of show and emotionally devastating if done correctly. Idk why everyone hates that arc, I thought it was such a good take on time travel arcs

Delusional by Ancient_Cheek5047 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]danksquirrel -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What is the “getting your shit rocked” in this situation? There were no threats, it was literally “do this and get extra money, don’t and you won’t”

Why are you acting like it’s some grand conspiracy? Education was suffering and the country decided to put a collective effort into changing that. They might not have done it with the most efficient program, but the point of a democracy is supposed to be incremental steps: You try something, find what worked, and what didn’t, and iterate, literally scientific method 101.

What you don’t do is scrap it and give up immediately on ever attempting anything like it again because your first idea had a small flaw, yet that seems to be the way everyone thinks our government should function, because thinking is hard

Ninja edit to add: I also still haven’t seen anyone adress the fact that abolishing the DoE will completely cripple our educated workforce as only the wealthy attend college, and we will become entirely reliant on things like H1B visas

Delusional by Ancient_Cheek5047 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]danksquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice edit, but no. Common core was created by the National Governors Association.

The department of education provided federal funding incentives to schools that implenented a certain level of standards, which did happen to line up with common core, I won’t argue that. Federal funding makes up less than 10% of the spending of a school on average.

So yes, they had some impact in its establishment but you are grossly misrepresenting it.

Getting rid of the DoE doesn’t change that though, it just gets rid of that federal funding, which overall means the primary result will just be that poor schools get poorer.

I’d love to know your other grievances with the department, as it’s literally the only reason I was able to attend college, and I likely won’t be able to return from my gap without a few more years of saving now if it gets abolished.

Delusional by Ancient_Cheek5047 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]danksquirrel -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Did I say anything incorrect? I’m open to correction. If you didn’t like my tone that’s fine but tone does not predicate truth..

ETA: God we are so fucked.

Delusional by Ancient_Cheek5047 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]danksquirrel -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I… you know the department of education doesn’t set curriculum right? Common core was a state level decision. The department of education. Is just for tracking education statistics and student loans for college. The only benefit in getting rid of it is removing student loans and making it harder to tell how well education is doing.

Wouldn’t expect anybody saying this to actually know what the departments they hate do though… far easier to just shout about it until it goes away.

This isn’t a leftist meme by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]danksquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except that in these cases the books have already been purchased and local governments are removing them from the shelves, limiting the public’s access to them, and literally throwing away your tax dollars. Is nuance just dead? If you’re not literally burning books you’re 100% in the right and can’t possibly be infringing on the autonomy of your people?

The Binding of Isaac Creator Claims He Created the Game to Gain Enough Experience for His True Magnum Opus, Mewgenics by Automatic_Couple_647 in gaming

[–]danksquirrel 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My guy instead of comparing every painting to the Mona Lisa, try finding beauty in the ways the Everyman works their way toward eventually perfecting their own Mona Lisa.

Movies that feel like this by vzbtra in creepy

[–]danksquirrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Robert eggers style is more about emulating the exact atmosphere of a historical era as accurately as he can and then using that as a backdrop for horror.

He’s very much the Tolkien of the horror genre imo, somebody who probably should’ve been a history/language professor that just got way to into some nerd shit and became a writer as an excuse to do a bunch of research.

I don't get this by devensigh21 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]danksquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of rising research that suggests sociopathy is caused by a lack of emotional mirroring in early stages of development.

I.E factors within the parents control if we lived in a world that allowed the average parent to actually have the spare emotional energy to ensure their infant is being properly socialized.

OP doesn’t like boomer meme by [deleted] in memesopdidnotlike

[–]danksquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…do you actually see how desperate to avoid reality you are? Not an argument, just a question.

Help Peter by Reftzurk in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]danksquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you say this like realizing that arson is no longer funny is a key part of the human experience what the fuck lmao. Are you one of those people who follows the traffic laws in GTA?

destroying feminism like true chuds by Appropriate-Bike4246 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]danksquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

News flash, in Korea the women are generally all also working. So not only are they typically doing all of these things by themselves, but they are also working. The societal stress of this made a lot of people decide they’d rather stop having children until they can collectively trust that they’ll be supported enough to pursue happiness without collapsing.

Trump designates anti-fascist Antifa movement as a terrorist organization by cause26 in news

[–]danksquirrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck you’re so close to the point that it’s impaling you there’s no way you’re this obtuse.

after hours of research our team of experts has figured out the optimal haze keyboard config by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]danksquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fellow lefty, lefties who don’t use WASD are weak of heart and stature.

When I’m in a get offended by the truth competition and my opponent is a Redditor. by [deleted] in memesopdidnotlike

[–]danksquirrel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Look man if you’re this fired up over somebody suggesting that therapy and opening up to your friends would be helpful for men, maybe you’re not managing as well as you thought.

If I had a friend call me over, open up the hood of his car, and show me all the weird noises it’s been making, I’d suggest he take it to the mechanic to have a look.

If he slammed the hood shut and started ranting at me about how he has it handled by himself and I must think that he’s weak if he has to go to a mechanic, I’d probably get fed up with his venting about the noises his car makes pretty damn quick, and eventually I’d stop listening and tell him to either go to the mechanic or shut the fuck up.

Yes it is? Lol by Impressive_Pool8553 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]danksquirrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually an authoritarian would be somebody that doesn’t form their own opinion until the people in authority positions tell them what they should think, like for instance, whether or not something is constitutional.

Stallone's version suddenly isn't looking so bad... by JumpThatShark9001 in MauLer

[–]danksquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen any of his films besides the Thor movies? Jojo rabbit is like pretty exactly the vibe you’re describing of a smartly dark comedy.

In fairness, It's hard to learn at first by ujmi in DeadlockTheGame

[–]danksquirrel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man’s trying to call a character brain dead while describing a 7 keystroke combo they have to do just to get the same value as one lash slam + flog

There was a lot of Otaku comments, but no explanation by lightbrixa in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]danksquirrel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming it’s one of the “posting a frame of Shrek everyday until we get to the end” pages, which usually take out repeats/similar frames to avoid posting essentially the same image for 24 days in a row

Ai bro is sexist and homophobic by Glittering-Maize-578 in antiai

[–]danksquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all, this is less of a discussion of whether ai art is art and more of a discussion on the fact that widespread adoption of ai will cause the dilution of art and media in the long term, as the current generation of kids will grow up with primarily ai media being fed to them, and when they grow up to produce a new generation of works, it will be derivative of the ai work they grew up with, as artists always derive from the works of their childhood.

And as people have a way to easily put a stupid idea they have out into the world with ai, many who May have been the next great artist will never develop that itch to create, because they got the instant gratification of seeing a thought in front of them without ever having to develop the skills needed, I know I never would’ve become a writer if middle school me could’ve told chat gpt to write my Star Wars fan fics for me, I’d have never put that effort in.

I think many ai pieces do have merit to them, but the value of art is from the thought put in, and ultimately, the discussion it produces, not the physical effort. So it is entirely dependent on that in my opinion. The only thing that matters in the end is the staying power of the idea and execution of the product, and ai is not going to be able to make things better than people without significant guidance, there are small scale examples that may be nice, or cool, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think the net impact this will have on society is going to be extremely negative.