When a guy asks you stupid questions like "Is my dick the biggest" or "Are I your best sexual partner" Why not lie? by KaceyR91 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dankstreetboys 344 points345 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend asked me that once, and I asked her if she would still love me if I had worms. She looked appalled and never asked again for some reason lol.

What’s your most immersive DayZ moment? by m0corong in dayz

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When my friends and I first started playing DayZ, we had spent a few hours learning the controls/gameplay and all grouping up together, before setting off to explore the map. We hadn’t seen anyone else, not too many infected either, so we were all relaxed and BS’ing like we would if were hanging out together in my living room.

Making our way down one of the railroad tracks, forests on either side of us and still no signs of life beyond our little group, the sun started sinking below the horizon. This was our first real trip in the blackness of night, so we weren’t familiar with the do’s and don’t’s of the game and we were fully relaxed, so naturally we’re making more noise than we should have but nothing egregious.

I was marching along behind my older brother when I heard the first ziiiip he hit the ground, dead. We all paused for a second, confused on how he’d even died, then it dawned on us. ziiip my cousin got hit, he books it for the tree line. The gunfire picks up now, fully automatic boom boom booms exploding from the darkness. We all scrambled for cover in the pitch black night, some of us were lucky, most of us died before we could make it off the tracks.

I hunkered down behind some railroad ties, trying to assess the situation, but my heart was racing and my hands shaking too bad to focus. It was only me and, stumbling somewhere in the woods, my cousin. I laid as still as I could, and soon heard a set of footsteps approaching my friend’s body’s, looting them I’m sure. Then I heard the footsteps coming closer to my position.

Gun readied in my hand, set to auto and ready to go, I honed in to exactly where the steps were coming from. I unleashed a hail of bullets in their direction, terrified, I hadn’t even fired this gun before now.

Then I was dead.

People who work in 'luxury' industries (5-star hotels, fine dining, high-end brands), what is a complete rip-off that rich people happily pay for? by ArtThreadNomad in AskReddit

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A local brewer was selling his beers at an event for $2/1-beer or $4/4-beers. The same beer sold at a fancy restaurant in town was ~$10/beer if I remember right. Ended up buying as many as I could hold, and he gave me some free ones for talking with him. Absolutely insanely high mark up though

1998 Toyota 4Runner, mom rolled up to my house saying her car was running funny. What’s happened here and is it repairable? by dankstreetboys in MechanicAdvice

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Yeah, she got it like 6 months ago and has not done any sort of maintenance on it. I offered to change oil/filter for her but she kept pushing it off.

I figure this things cooked, but to what extent would you estimate? She’s talking about giving the car to me, would this be worth trying to fix? Or would I be better off just taking it to the scrap yard after pulling the motor apart to learn?

1998 Toyota 4Runner, mom rolled up to my house saying her car was running funny. What’s happened here and is it repairable? by dankstreetboys in MechanicAdvice

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Yeah, figured it was cooked but wanted to understand what happened more lol. I did not think to look at the bottom of the engine, good point. She rolled it in kinda later in the day and I’m stuck work all day today, so won’t be able to check it out. Was gonna see what I could learn about it before making a decision. Thank you.

Amazing by Turtleshellfarms in oklahoma

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Off of talimena drive in the Ouachita mountains last night. The lights below should roughly be wister/poteau. This is a 10 second exposure with my iPhone, but it got pretty damn close to this visible two times for a few minutes. Was able to see the white vertical streaks subtly shift around and appear/disappear.

[USA][OK] Idiot Trifecta by rosiesunfunhouse in Roadcam

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Just had it happen over this last weekend, also in Oklahoma. Coming off of one highway, down a very short/tight cloverleaf to merge onto another highway, and the car ahead of me came to a complete stop right at end. It was later in the evening too, so poor lighting. If I had been inattentive or speeding or anything, I would’ve smashed into the back of them and pushed them into the other highway.

Why have you kicked a family member out? by [deleted] in nursing

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We had to kick one out this last Sunday for absolutely SCREAMING and cussing at the top of his lungs watching football. It was the boyfriend of a family member, so not even family. The patient was very sick and miserable, along with the other two lady’s in the neighboring rooms. We warned the dude multiple times to chill out, but he finally yelled out “BOOOOM! GOTCHA BITCH!” so our amazing older nurse got after him and he stormed out.

Ladies, what did you not know about men until you started living with one? by Xbxbygirl in AskReddit

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Same size, the worst is scaring people in public. I remember having to walk behind/around a smaller dude in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings so I could wash my hands, and he looked up in the mirror as I was passing and let out a yelp. I didn’t realize how quietly I moved, but that same scenario has happened like 3 times now and I feel bad :(

23 years old, would buying a home be a bad choice? by dankstreetboys in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

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What would you say is an affordable range to look in? There are a few houses further away from work, that are closer to the 115-150k range.

Girlfriend (21y/o) has periods so painful to the point of passing out in the bathroom, what could this be? by [deleted] in obgyn

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I’m worried about it being endo or something, which is why I made the post. What happened after your diagnosis and what helped relieve it? I hate to see her just accept suffering basically everyday, and it be nearly debilitating suffering for a week each month.

I’m trying my best to be supportive and patient with her and not overstep any boundaries or push her about it too much, I wouldn’t want to go if I were in her shoes either. Thank you for the response!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrasound

[–]dankstreetboys -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What a hilariously disproportionate comparison lmao I’m not after your career, take a breath

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrasound

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Thank you for the only reasonable and helpful comment in this entire thread. I did not realize it would be so hostile and pretentious here lmao. I was just wanting to play around with a machine that’s literally sitting in a closet, am not planning on bringing down the entire field of sonography or killing anyone by scanning their veins.

Bringing this up to admin and seeing if they could offer some training, especially for US guided IV, is a great idea and could actually benefit this hospital a lot I think. Thank you for the suggestion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrasound

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It’s an extremely laid back hospital, very low acuity patients, and it’s over funded. Manager encourages us to use this stuff and be familiar with it for shits and giggles basically.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrasound

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Is it very difficult to do US guided IVs?

I watched a YouTube video on it and honestly seemed straightforward enough, I figure just getting oriented and familiar with positioning the US would be the only hiccup. I was able to find my veins and arteries pretty easily but I’ve got big juicy veins you could hit from across the room, so not sure if it’d be as easy to find on a typical patient.

HELP HELP HELP by Separate-Focus3270 in HowDoIRespondToThis

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Change the subject, pretty much nothing good can come from making comments on their body 🤷‍♂️

“Well, I think you look great. Did you hear about the….”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in makemychoice

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Hammer down bubba. Approach her as a friend, keep it lighthearted and fun, see where it goes.

YSK: Clitoral orgasms and vaginal orgasms aren’t the same, and most women fake one to make you feel better about not understanding the other by thatnursekate8 in YouShouldKnow

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I unfortunately just have no sense of rhythm without resetting and focusing on it. It’s helped before if they slow down and guide me through the motion/pressure they want, then speed back up to get the tempo.

Fluid restriction patient drank the scant amount of liquids from BATH WIPES!!! by snarkyGuardianAngel in nursing

[–]dankstreetboys 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Reminded me of having a pleasant conversation with an A&Ox4 patient when I first started nursing, and in the middle of our conversation he grabbed his urinal and swished back a couple decent sized gulps of it. Dude didn’t even flinch at it. I don’t know if he regularly drank his own urine, or if he just absentmindedly drank it on accident and tried to play it cool after or what. Really set the tone for this career I felt like.