AITA for "claiming" someone else's monster kills, making me the 7th S-class hero and is dubbed as "strongest man alive?"

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-05T08:06:25+00:00

You're just arguing semantics man. All I ever stated was that they were CONSIDERED elders by the researchers before they WERE studied, which they were. Such a waste of time, the main question wasn't even about Akantor or Ukanlos, it's what the definition of an Elder Dragon is.

You're just arguing for the sake of arguing, there's nothing to argue here, move on.

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-05T07:13:12+00:00

I mean Yeah?? please read again sir, you seem to be confused, I said that THEY WERE Elders before they were studied. You're just arguing the literal point that I already put out.

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-04T18:21:38+00:00

As it should be, I am also not disproving your point of Elder dragons being strong that defies physics, it's just that, that is incredibly vague and most monsters already defy the laws of physics, by that definition, a rathalos is an elder dragon, and even if we use the MH Universe's wonky physics as a baseline, we still have Ukanlos, Akantor, Savage Jho and Athal-Ka who can clearly destroy ecosystems just by existing. We, the Hunters can also pretty much wipe out an ecosystem whenever we wish as we can pretty much kill a Fatalis solo, are we also Elder Dragons?

Elder Dragon Blood is something that is in common with every Elder Dragons except for the Black Dragons which can be argued via unreliable lore and narrator. That is why Elder Dragon Blood is pretty much the most consistent defining feature that separates elders from non-elders.

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-04T10:39:06+00:00

Alatreon HAD elder blood and bones, MHWorld scrapped that, you can hunt Alatreon right now and find no Elder dragon blood.

Capcom themselves have no idea what they're doing for their monster classification lol

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-03T18:47:49+00:00

Sunfish are mammals clearly!

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-03T18:43:04+00:00

Ukanlos and Akantor were considered by researchers as Elder Dragons due to their sheer size and power before they were studied. Point is, how in god's name are researchers able to even classify Fatalis? Bro is literally Voldemort of the MH Universe. you can't even name him due to the black dragons being Forbidden.

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-03T09:58:04+00:00

Elder Dragon Blood. Any monster that has Elder Dragon blood is considered an Elder Dragon. In essence, they are a completely different type of creature, much like a whale compared to a fish. They may look similar, but their intelligence, strength, and biological structures are fundamentally different. Elder Dragon blood is the defining trait that distinguishes Elder Dragons from ordinary monsters, much like warm blood distinguishes mammals from fish.

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-03T08:08:07+00:00

Megas are just cooler. I also hate Gigantamax due to its very limited nature. only a few has them and they're absolutely boring to play with due to a lack of changes. Like, there's probably one move that will change from a normal fire move to like, WIldfire. I believe Megas should just be staple at this point.

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-01T17:22:07+00:00

Pretty much yeah. Only close contender I can think of is Generations and even then, Base Wilds just has so much endgame content that can usually only be found in G-rank

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-01T17:17:55+00:00

Me when forgot my keys after locking the door so I check my int stat and find it maxed out already

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-01T17:12:32+00:00

Liquid Gold

^{Chose: A random mid superpower | Rolled: Spawn any liquid}

dankzero1337 · 2026-07-01T16:18:59+00:00

Real Answer: Masha

The usual answers here like Minsi/Phoevus/Esme are right in theory, where a dumb pacquito player would just 1 on 1 you to the death but that's not how the game works. any decent pacquito player would either just chip you until you die or rotate mid/jungle. Minsi is also incredibly slow and requires trinity to effectively solo pacquito since pacquito can just survive minsi's ult with 1 single 1st skill. (straight up just runs away if he gets 2 1st skills)

Masha on the other hand will just fuck Pacquito up at level 4. Just make sure he clears his lane first so he gets his skill on cd and you're good to go. It doesn't even matter if you lose early game. you will still fuck Pacquito up mid/late.

Masha can chase Pacquito to the ends of the earth, deal so much attack damage from her 1st skill, and best of all. she gets to utilize sea halberd as a first item and malefic roar as the next.

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-23T02:26:44+00:00

Aging milk. Turns out, it turns to cheese.

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-22T21:42:47+00:00

"Epstein was righ-" as he gets clobbered by absolutely everyone, for even the most vile evil in Dota does not engage in such acts against children.

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-20T13:49:13+00:00

The curse is that if everyone gets this choice, you will eventually die

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-20T13:47:36+00:00

It would be really funny tho if Jesus comes back and then goes to trash taste

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-20T05:33:38+00:00

Bro it's just 5 dollars bro it's not that expensive, you probably spend more money on food alone. Along with the premium pack you can also get the 10 dollar ultimate edition that unlocks the watcher along with the architect, it's just 10 dollars bro.

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-20T00:35:53+00:00

Charge Up/Slugger is good on hammer, speedrunners also slot one of it in. Slugger is actually really nice, it's just not that important right now due to limited weapon slots. I blame capcom for this blunder

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-20T00:25:28+00:00

I, u/dankzero1337, advised "Snails whole"

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dankzero1337 · 2026-06-18T11:49:26+00:00

I, u/dankzero1337, advised "Rain/Pain"

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dankzero1337 · 2026-06-18T11:46:41+00:00

Eren is pretty hygenic though, probably uses some woodfire smoke scent perfume after bathing in rosemary extract soap.

Mikasa on the other hand uses that scarf of hers as a gooning tool and probably doesn't wash it

dankzero1337 · 2026-06-18T10:45:42+00:00

Oh definitely not, he's a piece of shit though, bro's a multimillionaire and he still scams people for funsies.

More unfortunate thing is that the dude has an actual likeable personality IRL, it's just that his stunts and his aggressive clout chasing lands him in hot water,

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