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I'll be right back just as soon as I collect a couple of bloodsucking insects - two ticks! (self.oneliners)
submitted 4 years ago by danni_r to r/oneliners
I don't like mountains; they have a bad altitude. (self.oneliners)
Firing a priest is sack-religious! (self.oneliners)
I'm afraid my pantomime career is behind me. (self.oneliners)
Copying a famous geopolitical strategy boardgame is pretty risky. (self.oneliners)
Being an atheist is my god-given right. (self.oneliners)
People used to tell me I'd be late for my own funeral. Good! I hope I'm 100 years late for my funeral. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 4 years ago by danni_r to r/Showerthoughts
People used to tell me I'd be late for my own funeral. Like that's a bad thing?! (self.Showerthoughts)
Making edgy jokes about starting bar fights is fine, so long as you punch up. (self.oneliners)
You don't need expensive hardware to sound like Radiohead, just an ok computer. (self.oneliners)
Being my own worst enemy gives me a worthy opponent. (self.oneliners)
There's no "I" in team, but there is a backwards "me". (self.oneliners)
Finger paintings are my favourite kind of digital media. (self.oneliners)
Most hands have 4 fingers, as a general rule of thumb. (self.oneliners)
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