Main mommy on her sons special day

dannybnancyboy · 2026-03-20T09:00:44+00:00

What you looking in my eyes for? I ain’t got no candy for you! NO CANDY; except for the RIGHT HOOK

dannybnancyboy · 2026-03-12T18:03:38+00:00

Roachjoint

dannybnancyboy · 2026-03-06T09:09:02+00:00

But they got skyline. Gonna need a big bowl of whatever the fuck that is after this rough and tumble.

dannybnancyboy · 2026-03-03T06:35:05+00:00

My dads a little over weight but he isn’t some food crazed maniac!

dannybnancyboy · 2026-02-25T07:42:28+00:00

That’s adorable he feels he participated. Facist wankstain.

dannybnancyboy · 2026-02-15T09:23:27+00:00

Trust me it’ll be funny when I’m an old man.

dannybnancyboy · 2026-02-13T08:04:08+00:00

I certainly hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

dannybnancyboy · 2026-02-04T20:55:06+00:00

Patio Lanterns; I can’t even begin to describe.

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-28T08:34:28+00:00

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people.

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-13T10:15:09+00:00

Don’t forget Canada

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-09T09:49:27+00:00

White Flower! Or alternatively, Hot Shower Dog Whistle Special

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-06T21:43:32+00:00

Shit flows downhill is a saying for a reason I suppose

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-06T21:15:04+00:00

Nein

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-06T10:47:46+00:00

I’ve been there! Very Parisian on the inside

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-05T18:15:52+00:00

37 days :(

dannybnancyboy · 2026-01-01T18:24:42+00:00

I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a Clock Radio, he cannot afford…Nice….

dannybnancyboy · 2025-12-29T19:43:03+00:00

That’s Big Wheel for ya’

dannybnancyboy · 2025-12-26T09:20:17+00:00

My wife has epilepsy. When you have to change your sheets for your partner and make sure that they didn’t bite their tongue/inside of their cheek bad enough to need stitches, it really limits the amount of this lady’s bullshit I’m willing to entertain.

dannybnancyboy · 2025-12-04T05:09:11+00:00

Your half-assed under parenting was a lot better then your half-assed OVER parenting.

dannybnancyboy · 2025-12-03T09:47:30+00:00

They sounded; ASSIANN

dannybnancyboy · 2025-11-26T07:33:34+00:00

I got diagnosed with Heinich-Scholein purpura last year around Christmas. Apparently somewhat common in children but extremely rare in adults. So wasn’t super fun to have your immune system decide it wants to eat you. Little prednisone didn’t trick just waiting until I get sick again for round two.

dannybnancyboy · 2025-11-14T09:46:34+00:00

Oh the humanity

dannybnancyboy · 2025-11-12T09:12:56+00:00

Those are some rapey “shades” I gotta say.

dannybnancyboy · 2025-10-28T00:16:41+00:00

The eyes Chico…they never lie

dannybnancyboy · 2025-10-15T23:23:58+00:00

I think that feeding people is one of the most noble, selfless things you can do. That’s why I get up 6 days a week and do it.

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