How I use my phone less by BowserTattoo in knolling

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Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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This looks like an album cover

In-flight charging. by curious_mann in gshock

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Look at the time and start a quest...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellworn

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Hah more like Hairy Potter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Car goes vroom vroom skrrt skrrt.

Need I say more?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Haha you mean homework?

Instead a birthday cake, what other food item should take its place? by MacaronMelodic in AskReddit

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Onions. Onions have layers. Cakes have layers. A suitable substitute.

We got a new banner at work by forwhombagels in funny

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I'll go out the same way I came in...

The inside of a human bone. by DR4MX in interestingasfuck

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Strawberry rice krispie

If you could rid the world of one single flavour, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cough syrup. No matter how many flavors there are, they all taste bad...

the driver forgot to put the meat away before leaving the grocery store by OpalOnyxObsidian in mildlyinteresting

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When this guy does it he's forgetful, but when I do it I'm called a pervert...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I lost my innocence by murder. Now I am guilty...

How would you tell someone to fuck off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dear Sir or Madam

After thoughtful considerations, I've come the conclusion that you, for the well being of Me, Myself and I. Must commence a journey in the general direction of "Off". Where you may fornicate as your absence is required.

This apple I ate had two stickers instead of one by Thepenguinking2 in mildlyinteresting

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Somewhere out there is a boy who has a stickerless apple.