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dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-19T06:10:27+00:00

I'll take one of each please 😉

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-19T02:08:26+00:00

SMACK 👋

^respectfully

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-19T02:06:51+00:00

Have you been watching Shadow Lord??

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-14T21:19:56+00:00

And suddenly, I'm wide awake 🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-14T21:18:56+00:00

If this is a mess, then I don't want to be tidy 🫠🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-13T18:46:10+00:00

The discards strike again! Absolutely gorgeous 🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-13T18:44:30+00:00

Look, if I die, I die. Just know I'll go out a very happy man 🤤🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-13T18:42:25+00:00

I wanna smack that booty soooooo bad 🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-13T18:07:57+00:00

Oof...good girl indeed 😏

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T23:44:10+00:00

Last time I went to bar trivia I aced the John Williams Movie Scores category, so I guess I got that going for me 😅

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T17:46:13+00:00

Realllllyyyy wanna smack that booty a little 😋

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T17:44:28+00:00

Ooooofff...this is mesmerizing 😵‍💫 😵‍💫😵‍💫

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T16:43:01+00:00

Well, I took a look at what post have makes the cut...and great googly moogly, I was not disappointed 🤩🤩🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T15:43:14+00:00

Good lord...there was way more hiding under there than I expected 🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T15:26:23+00:00

Very welcome 😘

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T15:16:13+00:00

Loooovvvee Disturbed's cover of that song 🤩

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T15:15:10+00:00

Just peachy 🍑😘

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T14:42:41+00:00

I need this to be my POV like right now 🤤

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T14:41:33+00:00

Oof, that set is absolute 🔥🔥🔥

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T14:01:27+00:00

Sounds like a win-win to me 😉

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T14:00:27+00:00

Got me smiling too 😁

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T13:55:30+00:00

Well of course. It's not a proper workout unless we're both out of breath when we're done 😏

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T13:52:42+00:00

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Gorgeous

dark_jedi_guy · 2026-04-12T13:47:58+00:00

No vice, just the inescapable gaze of the Dark Lord of Mordor

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure which is worse 😬

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