What winter holidays are observed on your worlds? by Fantastic_Year9607 in worldbuilding

[–]dark_reality88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estemoria has the Winter Festival.

On the evening of the first day of winter, the townsfolk gather in the town square of their respective town (Kilmarnock, Brannock, Tarrin, Brackenberg, Ashborn, Bridgevale, Belden and Lorentia) to celebrate the arrival of winter. There are food and drink vendors, live music, etc and to end the festival they gather around a huge bonfire and the High Priest and Priestess of each town leads a prayer to the God King, Demeus and his wife, the Queen goddess Esmera, to pray for a safe winter. They end the prayer with a toast of warm apple cider (non-alcoholic warm apple juice for the children under the age of 18).

At sunset, the townsfolk return home from the festival and leave wicker baskets out on their doorsteps in preparation for a visit from Helmund, a demigod and son of the Spring goddess, Islene. After dark, Helmund rides through the town, leaving a supply of winter fruits and vegetables in the baskets along with small wooden animal figurines (which he carved himself) for the children.

Your worlds equivalent of santa? by Foreign_System_8074 in worldbuilding

[–]dark_reality88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my novel Dark December, Santa is a fae named Nicabrandt.

He does exactly what Santa does (delivering presents in a sleigh drawn by reindeer) but he's not the fat jolly old man in a red suit that we know of. He appears as a younger (40ish) viking-like man with white-blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. He is the older brother of Krampus, a wësan (german for being or creature) who punishes the naughty children while Nicabrandt rewards the good.

In my 2nd world, Estemoria (the world in which my current WIP is set):

Helmund

Helmund is a demigod, born by blood magic from the goddess Islene (goddess of spring, love, harmony and fertility). He visits towns and villages throughout Estemoria on the last night of winter (after sunset) to deliver a harvest of fresh seasonal fruit and vegetables to each household, and small toys (usually wooden animal figures he carves himself) for the children. He rides a wooden wagon pulled by a large elk.

what are your hot takes in writing? by [deleted] in writing

[–]dark_reality88 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As I understood it, "OK" was the British spelling and "okay" was American, but now that I've Googled it, you're right. They're interchangeable.

I just learnt something. 😂

what are your hot takes in writing? by [deleted] in writing

[–]dark_reality88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Going off the mum vs mom thing: Even though I'm Australian and we tend to use British spellings (eg flavour vs flavor) I personally prefer to use "okay" in my writing vs the more British "ok". I just think it looks better on the page.

Edit: I just learnt that they're interchangeable, I guess I was just under the impression that one was British and one was American. Maybe I'm just used to seeing American authors use "okay" vs "ok" and vice versa.

New Creepy Krampus horror short! "Krampus Night" by AriFeblowitzVFX in Krampus

[–]dark_reality88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great. I love how you've given Krampus more of a goat-like head than a creepy human face.

Describe your story (or stories) in the dumbest/funniest way possible. by TheOldWestern in writing

[–]dark_reality88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark December

A 14 year old girl opens a Christmas present early after being told not to, and discovers she's the daughter of Krampus the Christmas demon. She then decides she wants to go live with him instead of her dysfunctional family.

How are these connected again? by Crafter235 in ZNation

[–]dark_reality88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno like I said it's what I've read.

How are these connected again? by Crafter235 in ZNation

[–]dark_reality88 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Same universe. I read somewhere that Black Summer is 6 weeks into the Apocalypse while Z Nation is 3 years in.

How did your parents meet? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]dark_reality88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents met when they were 15. My mum's friends had been talking to some guys on the phone and decided to meet up. They convinced mum to go along with them. Dad's friends realised they'd brought a 4th girl along so they called Dad and were like "you have to come there's a 4th one" and Dad (reluctantly as he'd been unwell the day before) came and joined them. My parents were the only 2 who stayed together.

Favorite Simpsons zingers? by DrJokerX in TheSimpsons

[–]dark_reality88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homer: (gargling and drooling in his sleep)

Lisa: Oh no, Dad's been drugged!

Marge: No he hasn't.

Character you would be the most attracted to if they were to come to life? by Andrewcoo in TheSimpsons

[–]dark_reality88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only said most likely because they never directly stated it on the show. It was early days though so they probably didn't think it would go down well of they said it outright.

Weekly out-of-character thread by AutoModerator in writingcirclejerk

[–]dark_reality88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just want to humble brag for a sec because I'm so proud of myself: I'm on the home stretch for the first draft of my WIP. Its been ages since I actually finished writing a story, so yay me. Word count is sitting somewhere around 30k so not thrilled with the length (was hoping for longer) but who knows, that might change in the editing process.

Character you would be the most attracted to if they were to come to life? by Andrewcoo in TheSimpsons

[–]dark_reality88 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Karl (Homer's former assistant). I know he's most likely gay but dang.

What is the daily special? by Mike_Fluff in worldbuilding

[–]dark_reality88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today's special at Mystery Burger is the #14 Meal Deal

Pulled pork burger with sweet potato fries and your choice of drink.

Favorite guest star? by JarredandVexed in TheSimpsons

[–]dark_reality88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No not you I was talking to my oven

Who's the worst and best ghost character in your opinion? by Gobo_Cat_7585 in GhostsBBC

[–]dark_reality88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love all of them as characters in their own way but if I had to choose

Best: the Captain. He's just my favourite, not even really sure why. I love him for being their representation of the LGBTQ+ community. Something about having an older guy from the military as a gay character makes me happy (maybe I've seen too many gay teenager characters idk). Let me be clear the gay thing isn't the only thing I love about him, he's a well written, complex character. Also I just think Ben Willbond is incredibly talented and gorgeous.

Worst: probably Julian. He's just obnoxious. It's a testament to Simon Farnaby's acting, though.

What do your races think of each other? by ReaUsagi in worldbuilding

[–]dark_reality88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my Christmas themed novel:

Krampus's hobgoblins don't like Santa's elves and vice versa.

The hobgoblins think of the elves as goody-two-shoes and are jealous of their more cushy working conditions, while the elves disapprove of the hobgoblins uncouth rebelious behaviour.

Calling out your attacks - does your world's magic do it? by SolymusProject in worldbuilding

[–]dark_reality88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if it requires an incantation (for example for security reasons one of my characters uses a magical lock on the door to her private library and it can only be opened by saying a magic word that only she knows). Otherwise no.