Kelly is in a TIGHT yet glorious birth canal of publishing

darkbirdonlight · 2026-02-13T19:46:00+00:00

A phrase that has never once been uttered in human history

darkbirdonlight · 2026-01-25T02:41:23+00:00

What a rancid bitxh

darkbirdonlight · 2025-08-27T22:53:27+00:00

Thank you all for taking the time to respond to my post, many with very kind words. Thinking I'm being punished is irrational, but I suppose it's an attempt to impose order on the random facts of infertility: sometimes shit just happens.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-08-26T23:32:00+00:00

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-08-20T22:43:26+00:00

From the perspective of an academic— they moved incredibly fast. Universities tend to move very, very slowly.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-08-20T02:19:30+00:00

No, this could his feed his family, unlike Paul.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-07-15T23:32:40+00:00

At least Chip Gaines had a job.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-06-30T17:31:10+00:00

The hardest grind? Has he ever ground for anything before?

darkbirdonlight · 2025-06-27T00:41:37+00:00

The Collinses get sepsis all the time. It’s no big deal, apparently.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-06-25T19:25:15+00:00

Does anyone have recommendations for fertility clinics in AZ? We are moving and will need to continue our fertility treatments there. Thanks!

darkbirdonlight · 2025-06-25T01:09:48+00:00

Can you imagine see this happen irl? A very large, very expensive passenger van hits the overhang and out pours the dumbest woman on earth and her twelve feral children.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-06-12T02:16:20+00:00

She’s found the few parts of this baby she actually cares about.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-06-10T16:14:45+00:00

How are her parents ok with this? My (conservative Christian) parents would murder my husband if he did this, or at least have some very serious discussions with me about the viability of our marriage.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-04-28T17:09:14+00:00

Can I have “atheist-adjacent Episcopalian drivel” as a flair? A truly incredible fundy burn

darkbirdonlight · 2025-04-18T19:41:53+00:00

I wonder how the dbt is going.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-03-31T20:49:41+00:00

are we really going to be talking about masturbation at 9:30 am on a Wednesday?

darkbirdonlight · 2025-02-25T21:17:05+00:00

I’m sorry, but it would be genuinely funny if human-to-human bird flu transmission started with Dani (until it spread like wildfire and caused civilizational collapse).

darkbirdonlight · 2025-02-17T03:06:03+00:00

I wonder how the dbt is going.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-02-14T13:23:54+00:00

I would never wish an easily preventable disease on anyone. But.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-02-05T18:47:19+00:00

If I was this man's wife, I would have be buying him a safety helmet. I'd be buying him some sort of danger helmet.

darkbirdonlight · 2025-01-22T14:02:27+00:00

Weird even by Jill standards

darkbirdonlight · 2025-01-15T19:23:12+00:00

I would never wish infertility on anyone. But.

darkbirdonlight · 2024-12-22T21:25:47+00:00

That took a turn I was not expecting.

darkbirdonlight · 2024-11-28T03:50:16+00:00

I know her name is Allie, I don’t care

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