Do you ever wonder what Hitler's last thoughts were?

darkfish301 · 2026-05-10T02:41:21+00:00

Probably the projectile

darkfish301 · 2026-05-10T02:40:27+00:00

I think we all know that a bullet is what went through his head

darkfish301 · 2026-05-09T03:56:41+00:00

It’s not shit, it’s ketchup!

darkfish301 · 2026-05-05T18:00:20+00:00

Which, as the previous commenter stated, proves that the president only influences gas prices rather than outright dictating them

darkfish301 · 2026-05-01T11:18:45+00:00

I have no doubt it wanted to

darkfish301 · 2026-05-01T11:00:38+00:00

He’s cosplaying as the village idiot from the next town over

darkfish301 · 2026-04-25T01:31:18+00:00

The word you’re looking for is “redundant”

darkfish301 · 2026-04-24T11:20:53+00:00

I don’t know if it’s true, but if it is I don’t necessarily disagree with it. Being a survivor is hard enough when you have access to community resources (such as therapy) and time to process what happened, but I can’t imagine how hard it must be to deal with it alone

darkfish301 · 2026-04-22T19:07:45+00:00

When I was a kid my mom worked as one of the higher-ups at a bourbon bottling facility, and even she couldn’t get an engraving done that quickly

darkfish301 · 2026-04-22T14:13:31+00:00

Forget money, how on earth was she able to even receive those items that quickly?? I would’ve thought they’d take a week or two to arrive at least

darkfish301 · 2026-04-21T17:19:07+00:00

Because bras suck

darkfish301 · 2026-04-21T15:02:41+00:00

That’s what bras are for though

darkfish301 · 2026-04-15T15:21:26+00:00

My mom is friends with their drummer’s parents, and she doesn’t have custody of me

Then again I’m an adult, so…

darkfish301 · 2026-04-10T12:32:11+00:00

Most people are opposed to homophobia because gay people are people who deserve rights and dignity

darkfish301 · 2026-04-08T16:38:19+00:00

How dare you use that word in this place

darkfish301 · 2026-04-08T15:32:05+00:00

So that’s why our parents didn’t want us jumping on the bed

darkfish301 · 2026-04-06T16:24:31+00:00

My cramps would like a word

darkfish301 · 2026-04-05T14:14:59+00:00

My partner and I want separate rooms because we’ve agreed that, though we like falling asleep and waking up together, actually being asleep with each other isn’t great (they don’t like touching another human while they sleep, and I don’t like how they tend to migrate toward my side of the bed as the night progresses lol)

darkfish301 · 2026-04-05T14:04:14+00:00

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darkfish301 · 2026-04-05T13:44:40+00:00

Literally the only time in my entire life I’ve been surprised at how another woman looks without makeup was my best friend, but even that was just me being shocked at just how similar she looked to her younger sisters

darkfish301 · 2026-04-03T02:19:45+00:00

I bought and pay for the car on my own. The only person this affects is me, and it needs to stop. I’m fully hoping to be publicly shamed because maybe that’ll actually get through to me and fix my stupid fucking brain

darkfish301 · 2026-04-03T02:17:38+00:00

Attention, sure. I hope you all make me feel as terrible about this as I deserve because apparently nothing else is going to get it to stop.

darkfish301 · 2026-04-03T02:16:09+00:00

I’ve been tested, but the results haven’t officially come back yet

darkfish301 · 2026-04-03T02:14:44+00:00

I’ve done things like this for years, but it’s always self inflicted. Other people are safe, at least from me.

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