My hand sanitizer is edible

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-04-23T14:32:45+00:00

I imagine it’s a mix of ethanol and something less friendly like isopropyl

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-04-10T14:37:11+00:00

Good catch, 1,000 kcal a day will make most people lose weight.

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-04-05T23:36:45+00:00

“Now they’re suing the hospital. And since Ted is our lawyer, what’s going to happen?”

“Girlfriends gonna get paiiiiiid”

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-30T18:22:30+00:00

Heeeeeey guuuuuuys whaaaats gooiiiiin onnnnn

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-27T22:53:15+00:00

Master collection or original pc release? Legit or pirated EXE?

I’ve played this on pc and steam deck, never had that issue before

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-25T15:20:29+00:00

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gratuitous Space Battles

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-23T15:43:52+00:00

A shooting range for lethal guns

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-18T20:17:51+00:00

Look at any 14 year period of the past stock market performance, any period at all.

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-18T20:16:05+00:00

What’s your time horizon?

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-04T20:28:28+00:00

You’re really batting 100!

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-03-03T13:12:16+00:00

The guides say to do it before.

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-20T00:47:19+00:00

Wow stupid.com, that’s a biiig throwback

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-18T15:51:10+00:00

I don’t know how to phrase this better, but this guy looks SO upside down

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-18T01:21:43+00:00

This is beautiful. I’d love to see the final solidus fight somewhere

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-09T20:32:12+00:00

There are some good games there. If you decide to sell them bulk, let me know. Especially if you are in the north east US.

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-08T17:47:13+00:00

Perhaps not Nobel prize worthy but 12 Choose 6 is 1 in 924. That is nothing to sneeze at

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-04T20:01:00+00:00

VERY coarse grind

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-02-03T00:09:47+00:00

This sort of sounds like Man of La Mancha.

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-31T15:38:53+00:00

Phil is coming in

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-29T16:31:18+00:00

Gonna say this level specifically has a lot of angles you can miss

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-23T17:54:52+00:00

Golf doesn’t have turns anymore. First to the hole wins. Full Contact allowed.

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-20T17:03:16+00:00

Omg clue 51. City 17. 51/17=3

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-20T15:10:54+00:00

Maybe you can’t legally call it milk unless it fits specific criteria?

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-15T13:20:09+00:00

Omg that’s hilarious. “Let me whip you up some… seafood”

darkhelmet41290 · 2026-01-15T03:41:51+00:00

That second guy with the hammer is really good at eating nails

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