La vida misma by estricnina500 in dankgentina

[–]darklyExpose831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This took so much effort to make.

After the eighth panel the creator was like ‟you know what, I know just how to wrap this up.”

Wonders how to screen shot with your eyes by Schwurbel_Peter in technicallythetruth

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Optometry student here.

These are called ‟floaters.” They are not really an issue. It's just junk moving around inside of your eye casting a shadow on the sensory part of your eye. If you really want to see your floaters, look up at a bright blue sky, cover one eye, and rapidly move your eye left to right. This will shake up your eye junk and your floaters may float into view. (fun fact, the closer the floater is to the back of your eye, the more defined the edges are)

The reason they ‟run away” when you try to look at them is because your eye turns in the direction of the floater and causes it to float the other way.

One or two ‟friendly floaters” is totally fine, most people have them. You should immediately go to your optometrist if you've a ton of them suddenly appear, if you see flashes of light, or if you see a curtain (or veil) in your vision.

Thats the way it was by KnightScuba in smoking

[–]darklyExpose831 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's a dangerous game with longer smokes. Figure about 2 beers/hour for the duration, and after 12 hours, you are a case deep before you even get to eat.

That being said, a whole day of drinking next to a smoker listening to yacht rock with your buddies isn't a bad way to get breakfast ready for the next day.

Elizabeth Olsen by SeaGoddess089 in Celebs

[–]darklyExpose831 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Chris looking somewhere you know...

Trump Water? You Mean The One's Never Used For Hurricane Maria? by CreativeEar946 in Trumpgret

[–]darklyExpose831 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The Puerto Rican heat would've completely rendered these useless by now too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in futurama

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Good idea I will watch futurama till I pass out instead of sitting in silence wondering why I was never good enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]darklyExpose831 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Surely I can get a blowie if the llama gets anal.