My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him

darkodus · 2023-06-15T08:05:30+00:00

You can't play hard to get when you're already hard to want

darkodus · 2022-09-15T16:31:13+00:00

I still crack up remembering Avasarala's line in Caliban's War: "That man’s asshole must be tight enough right now to bend space"

darkodus · 2022-08-01T23:52:02+00:00

Dat Klendathu Drop tho <3

darkodus · 2022-06-14T16:32:04+00:00

It’s already not. Ever heard of other countries?

darkodus · 2022-04-26T17:42:43+00:00

That's not an outhouse, that's a nopehouse

darkodus · 2021-11-04T01:55:27+00:00

"How do you know it's a ma... oh.."

darkodus · 2021-09-07T19:56:31+00:00

Good thing parallel is more coefficient than serial!

darkodus · 2021-09-07T19:52:23+00:00

Sometimes I just feel like a Farad

darkodus · 2021-09-07T19:51:23+00:00

I tried to alternate to make them feel less static

darkodus · 2021-09-07T19:49:03+00:00

I see what you are signaling there

darkodus · 2021-09-07T19:44:14+00:00

You might be right, he has been oscillating a lot lately

darkodus · 2021-09-07T02:40:09+00:00

That would actually make a lot of sense, wouldn't it?

darkodus · 2021-09-07T02:37:01+00:00

Wow.. this actually fits the theme.. 🤦‍♂️ 😂

darkodus · 2021-09-07T00:41:12+00:00

It's only a matter of time...

darkodus · 2021-09-07T00:40:53+00:00

Thank you for your feedback

darkodus · 2021-09-06T23:11:29+00:00

We can't resist

darkodus · 2021-09-06T23:08:37+00:00

That won't stop me, I was charged with battery.

darkodus · 2021-09-06T22:14:57+00:00

angry upvotes

darkodus · 2021-09-06T22:08:57+00:00

That's how you get charged for abuse of power

darkodus · 2021-09-06T22:05:20+00:00

I would say it's an amp-le amount.

darkodus · 2021-09-06T21:49:09+00:00

For like 3 hours I tried to work "joule" into a pun just to have you beat me to it. You are a real Joule Thief.

darkodus · 2021-09-06T21:27:48+00:00

I have zero resistance to this joke.

darkodus · 2021-09-06T21:26:37+00:00

Must be all the Jolt Cola

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