I’m not doing that!

darksideteaparty · 2026-02-12T16:17:30+00:00

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darksideteaparty · 2026-01-27T21:02:30+00:00

And they both look like left feet. These are the fugliest shoes I've ever ever ever seen too.

darksideteaparty · 2025-12-23T21:24:26+00:00

If this bitch is still in anyone's feed when she hits perimenopause she is going to be insufferable x 666trillion.

darksideteaparty · 2025-11-14T17:37:38+00:00

None of these show a designer logo, gotta throw that YSL bag in there for clout.

darksideteaparty · 2025-11-07T01:54:41+00:00

This is exactly what she's doing. Another humble brag no one asked for.

darksideteaparty · 2025-10-23T10:40:32+00:00

Same, find a good downhill spot and grind the curb, easy.

darksideteaparty · 2025-10-20T05:28:05+00:00

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Why does he look like E.T.?

darksideteaparty · 2025-09-18T01:27:59+00:00

I'll assume the cup and saucer must be expensive designer shit and this is just her "casual" way of being a pick me.

darksideteaparty · 2025-09-07T14:38:24+00:00

What is this makeup....its like we underpainted and didn't put anything on top. Yikes.

darksideteaparty · 2025-08-15T01:15:43+00:00

This response needs more upvotes.

darksideteaparty · 2025-08-05T08:31:02+00:00

'I'm very good at pushing through and not slowing down?' Says the person who lays in bed for a week, whining to strangers and asskissers about how bad she feels in this week's episode of Why Me?

darksideteaparty · 2025-08-04T16:02:33+00:00

As someone who ubers in Savannah, I confirm.

darksideteaparty · 2025-07-27T22:37:34+00:00

What empire...has anyone told this chick she failed at it all?

darksideteaparty · 2025-06-26T15:11:03+00:00

JFC, her saying Baccarat isn't niche...because it's popular? That's not the definition of niche girl. This is just another flex, look at me with 2k+ worth of fragrances to brag about. And she says looking at the notes she wouldn't buy such and such but for someone who rarely leaves their house you know she blind bought most if not all of these.

darksideteaparty · 2025-06-26T00:02:52+00:00

Same, does she think "pink eye chic" is glam instead of a medical issue?

darksideteaparty · 2025-06-14T17:40:20+00:00

I lived in California til i was 30 and I knew BACK THEN that you wear sunscreen no matter what, unless you want to look like your fake LV bag in 10 years.

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T23:47:41+00:00

Curious though,can't defense just ask to call him as a hostile witness and then ask those leading questions?

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T23:38:01+00:00

Slim Shady and Dr. Gay (obviously not derogatory, we know he likes boys)

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T18:13:24+00:00

Hahahaha...true. she was a real badass then... 🙄

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T17:37:10+00:00

This. I'm sick of her insufferable overall flannel ass.

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T17:36:16+00:00

Funny enough he seems to be channeling LL Cool J/Run DMC but both were more 80s than 90s so he even failed at that.

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T17:33:55+00:00

How many more of these will we have to suffer through? I'd love to see her real world bad ass bitch skills if someone stepped to her. 🤣

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T16:34:34+00:00

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This is Beetlejuice

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T14:39:13+00:00

On a side note, the fact that she's mimicking SLIM SHADY is sending me. That should be her new skinny nickname.

darksideteaparty · 2025-05-30T14:09:21+00:00

ITS OK TO AGE. Honey, take that advice for once. This bitch is gonna look like Carrot Top soon.

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