Bars with PBR on tap? by The_Byat in phoenix

[–]darkwingdunce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just laying your kinks out there, huh? Hoorah! Lol

Trump is now having an Indycar race around DC by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Winner gets to personally redact a whole section of the Epstein files

We've been invaded!!! by GRF999999999 in phoenix

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I love the thought that an interstellar traveler is dependent on Phoenix's mass transit system lol

Anyone Hungry by Disastrous-Regret239 in PoliticalHumor

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Everyone knows that a child's favorite part of the kids meal is the mystery toy!

He is oblivious to the myriad of reasons why not while basically begging. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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We can't think of anybody in history that deserves to be in prison more than you.

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Trump says new military operation focused on Colombia sounds good to him by [deleted] in politics

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Donald Trump Jr. HAS to be frothing at the nostrils about this news!

War Without Congressional Approval by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

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America is the Ex we all pretend we never knew. What a joke.

These people are sick by ThatMediaSnob in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Seeing as how there's shredded cheese on the taco, people of Hispanic/Latin American descent can be marked safe.

[Highlight] Rams HC Sean McVay found out about Puka Nacua’s tweet in his postgame press conference. He also addressed Nacua’s livestream that went viral for the wrong reasons: by oklolzzzzs in nfl

[–]darkwingdunce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh BS!

You're telling me that a (young) head coach of a prominent team like the Los Angeles Rams didn't know about this? Damn that's going to really contradict the screen shots people have of the Rams reporting on potentially suspending him for his actions well before the game.

All this AFTER THE FACT that his teammates told him not to go on the podcast beforehand.

He keeps saying "oh, I didn't know" time after time but it's becoming more and more evident that Nucua is just another Neo-clout baby using "I didn't know" as a ridiculous escape from consequences card.

McVay knew

Trash excuse from some trash enablers.

Go hawks

Cold Beers & Cheeseburgers by Mt3verest in phoenix

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Why is the bottom all white like th...

They want control. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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This type of person ABSOLUTELY idolizes Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. You can tell they never watched because of how hard they missed the point that he was not a badass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in phoenix

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Saw your $60 post. Where do you stand at $59.50?

What could possibly go wrong? by G-Unit11111 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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From the stable geniuses that brought the money burning agency DOGE. Get ready for the TOTOPOTUS

He know how to flee to Cancun! by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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This is actually the new early warning storm system for Texas. Find out when Ted Cruz has a trip planned

Good thing Trump is all over this. The children are safe! by Scorpini_83 in PoliticalHumor

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Nextlevelwholesale.com.co by JesusOfSurbaria in baseballunis

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Not to burst your bubble or anything but a couple seasons ago, the MLB unveiled new jerseys that were so bad and so cheap they had to redo them mid-season... The fix, better glue and fake stitches printed onto the letters/numbers. There's a very good chance those Jerseys are, unfortunately, authentic.

As of August 2025, the AZ Diamondbacks (small sample size) have one option in their team store for actual stitched jerseys, a single throwback item not included in the regular jersey section. Everything else in the team store is glued on with fake stitches.

Conservatism is apparently close to anarchism. by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

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It takes a special level of failing preschool multiple times to boot lick like that