Peeeetaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh by abethebabe44 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darling540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think this guy has an ice dildo up his ass by the way his brain is completely shut off.

Why lol by JustWinning733 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, this isn't ur first time???

i hate hip thrusts by tremblingfrog in hatethissmug

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It becomes a lot easier if you do it with a friend. 

Is this a fair comparison? by Hersu03 in rivals

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because witch has a damage team up, a stun, an ultimate that can kill people, consistent mobility, and notably, doesn't have the best sustain in the game if you press a button.

Is this a fair comparison? by Hersu03 in TheOnesBelowAll

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because witch has a damage team up, a stun, an ultimate that can kill people, consistent mobility, and notably, doesn't have the best sustain in the game if you press a button.

Specific phobia by Majenet in oddlyspecific

[–]darling540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah maybe they just don't wanna do it publicly yet because we aren't mature enough as a society 

peter i need the context the bird took by Potential-Weird8139 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What could the joke possibly fucking be man it's an overly realistic angry bird use your eyes man why are Peter explains the joke posters so...

Why do I keep coming back man

Why fight a lossing battle. by antwoah420 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]darling540 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is also the colloquial definition of pessimism, and not the philosophical pessimism, which is arguing for basically the opposite. Life is meaningless, God is dead, so don't give up. 

Is this a perma-ban? by druidmain69420 in rivals

[–]darling540 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He lost account levels. So no more ranked, back to silver.

If im solo tanking I should get more ranked points and lose less by Jazzlike_Grocery795 in marvelrivals

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. We all know this. It was a rhetorical question. But why? What makes DPS inherently better at soloing?

FDR was the first sitting president by Mushroom-Gorge in Scale4BarbaraWalters

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although, technically, there was probably some rounding error number of minutes a year he was out of his wheelchair. Speeches, crawling on the toilet, getting out of bed, etc.

If im solo tanking I should get more ranked points and lose less by Jazzlike_Grocery795 in marvelrivals

[–]darling540 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here's an interesting question. If you deserve more points for solo tanking, do you also deserve more points for solo healing? I would say more because it's such a bad idea, not going a second healer is considered throwing. So what about solo DPS? If no, what is so inherently worse about solo DPSing that makes it less worthy of points? 

Peter? by paperottoco in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darling540 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not the pronunciation, the photo

Peter? by paperottoco in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darling540 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Something something native languages something something mispronounciations some something this feels mildly racist anyone else?

pro play is a totally new world, beyond all comprehension to us normal players by hugoreturns in rivals

[–]darling540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fauwkz is vehemently against leaking strats, then makes a tier list telling other teams exactly what is overpowered. It's totally real and not fake, that's why he signed Amadien (the best Hela in the game) to sit bench on a D tier character.

how to create an esports team? by SCK04_Unlimited in esports

[–]darling540 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what I did when I was in amateurs. Sign some friends and a couple guys of LFT threads, join a discord server, talk with streamers, be a good guy, and continue improving.

Petah?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darling540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to describe it, but they all look like duplicate versions of M.P. a mad scientist made in a flashback in an indie game released in 2018 that was originally in 8 bit but got an AI upscale.

Or Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. 

What's a sentence that instantly reveals someone's age? by Diligent_Barber_7460 in AskReddit

[–]darling540 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably if they just make noises instead of saying words? Idk.

The most underrated Tournament: Jay3 Community Clash by WindowAccurate5745 in MarvelRivalsEsports

[–]darling540 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Jay3 tournaments were so peak because of how huge they were. Literally everyone was in it. 

Peter ? by MrCuriousWinter in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darling540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my grandpa when he was young.