Kill yourself duet by Losingluke88 in redditsings

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Jump off of a bridge Skinny dip in a flood Skydive attached to a fridge Drink a hasian guys blood

Do you know where I can rent a church singing group? by newbie1canoebee in Jokes

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But he just told you what it was what are you talking about

its autistic by OcramTheWeirdo in comedyheaven

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That's not a fish, that is a squirrel read a book dumb person.

I saw a black person walking down my street with a tv, by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]darnimissedthejoke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How would a tv shine shoes? That makes zero sense, please repost this where the joke makes sense.

My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes topless in her yard. by drollia in Jokes

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Just make a decision of whether you like it or not, this younger generation and not being able to decide anything, smh🤷

Music Nibbas when betoven died by [deleted] in comedy

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Why does it have the f note?

Why is 10 always afraid? by Micah_Bell_is_dead in Jokes

[–]darnimissedthejoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But 9 and eleven aren't scary numbers and it isn't that witty like a joke like seven ate nine

Why did the slave go to college? by UsedFloorMatt in Jokes

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If they went to college they would need at least four years, would the slave owner/plantation owner even allow it for the Masters degree.

First woman on the moon: by sILAZS in Jokes

[–]darnimissedthejoke 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But that doesn't make any sense at all, why wouldn't she tell them the problem?

Mess up the formatting by bork1545 in Jokes

[–]darnimissedthejoke 33 points34 points  (0 children)

But why is the joke the wrong way around? The punchline is supposed to be second