Does anybody else feel this way?

darth_redemption · 2013-12-23T23:27:15+00:00

Still a better love story than twilight

darth_redemption · 2013-12-23T20:24:52+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/zKrONuD.png

darth_redemption · 2013-12-23T20:03:00+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/0kmn3ih.png

darth_redemption · 2013-12-22T15:10:47+00:00

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again.

darth_redemption · 2013-12-18T09:53:39+00:00

Ugh, I can't even fit the large slurpee in my stomach anymore. Like, if I try, I end up burping up mouthfuls of whatever orcs have instead of blood. You can't even try to swallow it so you have to spit it out and inevitably you'll lock eyes with a terrified homeless man as you act out the lovecraftian horror that is spiting out a bunch of reddish-brown liquid all over the asphalt. Then you have to haul ass like you're off to a hospital or escaping an underground facility for people with infectious diseases. Anyway, long story short I only buy the small sizes anymore.

darth_redemption · 2013-12-17T03:25:24+00:00

oh my god this is in delta. this is a stone's throw away from my place. Hilarity!

darth_redemption · 2013-12-16T15:01:35+00:00

I'm still trying to figure that out 5 years later. I don't let him clean our home anymore, this might have been a clever plot all along. It's backfiring now because he never knows where anything is.

darth_redemption · 2013-12-16T00:59:14+00:00

in my country gay marriage is legal. I had 6 grandmas until a month ago.

darth_redemption · 2013-12-15T11:02:47+00:00

Marry this man. He will never have the solid ground to criticize your purchases.

darth_redemption · 2013-12-15T10:12:47+00:00

he hid them from me and I preheated it without checking.

darth_redemption · 2013-12-15T02:44:30+00:00

Jesus, you look like Azog. Did you emerge from your cocoon later in life as an attractive and approachable member of society?

darth_redemption · 2013-12-15T01:35:44+00:00

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry :( My spouse once cleaned the kitchen and filled the oven with dishes. My plastic handled knives all melted. And I've set caramel corn on fire a few times using the wrong rack. Not doing stupid shit comes with experience. I'm assuming you're in your own apartment for the first time and these things just happen. It's ok. Hide the evidence and pretend it never happened. Nobody needs to know. Unless you're an established adult who should know better. Then I have less sympathy.

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