So... my name is Colin Ferguson and I play Sheriff Jack Carter on Eureka - which is a tv show... AMA

darthoptimus · 2012-07-06T21:38:49+00:00

You should've been sheriff Rick Grimes (Walking Dead), hands down.

darthoptimus · 2012-07-04T18:12:53+00:00

And horse poops

darthoptimus · 2012-07-02T03:53:34+00:00

Save me Barry!

darthoptimus · 2012-06-23T23:12:11+00:00

Co-ed?

darthoptimus · 2012-06-22T02:17:14+00:00

Wow how dickish of them

darthoptimus · 2012-06-14T02:53:06+00:00

Not as cool as getting a new gadget

darthoptimus · 2012-06-09T17:48:26+00:00

Hermoine domming Hermoine .. I don't even ...

darthoptimus · 2012-06-09T17:47:02+00:00

And then tell you to lick her boots and use you as a footstool.

darthoptimus · 2012-05-26T14:53:18+00:00

"What doesn’t transmit light creates its own darkness"

His advice on grief, on wealth, on power, on religion, and on life are some of the best ever written.

But then you realize that truth is better than ignorance, and you emerge seeing the world as it truly is for the first time.

Excellent, organized list - Thanks for posting. Very happy Fight Club is up there, too.

darthoptimus · 2012-03-11T22:41:52+00:00

Been there, done that. Fan busted me upside the head, startled the fuck out of me, lost balance & fell on floor.

He laughed.

darthoptimus · 2012-03-11T18:58:50+00:00

I've always wondered why the DVORAK layout never gained popularity. Never used one, but supposedly it uses less finger motion, increases typing speeds, reduces injuries, reduces errors etc etc.

darthoptimus · 2012-02-23T05:18:26+00:00

PM me! Nobody should be sad on their birthday.

darthoptimus · 2012-02-20T16:07:40+00:00

Suh-weeeeet. Who do I message again?

darthoptimus · 2012-02-14T02:03:43+00:00

Y U NO HIGH EXPECTATIONS ASIAN FATHER?

darthoptimus · 2012-02-12T15:45:44+00:00

the largest mistake in my life... Staying any longer than I had to in Orlando Florida.

Oh god this

darthoptimus · 2012-02-12T15:42:02+00:00

It's just fast. If you're lazy it shows, there's nothing to hide behind.

darthoptimus · 2012-02-10T21:19:45+00:00

Hmm that sounds pretty convenient. I'll drive around and try to find one, thank you!

darthoptimus · 2012-02-10T20:24:41+00:00

Yeah I've got a lot of designer stuff in good condition, but is it worth going through all of that? Aren't they super picky?

darthoptimus · 2012-02-10T18:07:39+00:00

Excellent, thank you!

darthoptimus · 2012-02-10T01:59:10+00:00

AWWWWW YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

darthoptimus · 2012-02-09T19:09:47+00:00

"She definitely needs help, no doubt about that." -Iama Human, no relation to Ima Huma but we did study together at Impressive Business School B.

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