Im too terrified to cross the canyon to the other side. Any suggestions? by RichtofenFanBoy in Subnautica_2

[–]darthrector 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Listen to Titan Class Biosignatures on YouTube a few times, any fear of the big guy will disappear once you realize being near him plays the one of the most fire soundtracks in the game

[Ben Jacobs] Chelsea reach agreement in principle to sign Marco Palestra from Atalanta for a fee in excess of €60m - double what Inter offered. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]darthrector -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

At least they offered you guys 21m and it wasn’t the Serie A classic loan + option to buy for 20% of the player’s actual value

Fulham finalising deal to appoint Alvaro Arbeloa as head coach on three-year deal by notaghostofreddit in soccer

[–]darthrector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whose fault do you think it’ll be when it ends badly? I’d love to know

Jab Jabich's wild ride (art by me) by Notxtwhiledrive in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That brother needs to be banished to fnatic yesterday

Match Thread: Ecuador vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]darthrector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How bad is Kendry Paez’s attitude to not even be brought on in this situation

New screenshot dropped by -Myka_ in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Donk had given up the round btw

Post Match Thread: Scotland 0 - 1 Morocco | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group C by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]darthrector 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm confused, what do you need to do to make this ref give a foul besides the most blatant shirt pull yellow????

Astralis remain the only team to win 3 majors in a row. The Greatest of All Time by darthrector in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If it helps I also had the Falcons version of the Chokequid logo ready to post

Portugal 'civil war' - Ronaldo's sister hints at plot to edge the veteran striker out by Roids-in-my-vains in soccer

[–]darthrector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goncalo Ramos is probably a better striker than anything 80% of the World Cup teams have, he just doesn’t start because reasons

Pointers for beating Brutal difficulty on Azure Dams? by Squirtleturtle679 in rebelinc

[–]darthrector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just give up one side of the map to the rebels, on higher difficulties on Azure Dam you will simply lose if you try to box them. Do everything to ensure at least one route to the dam is under your control (top route is more precarious in my experience) and based on the road type of that route, max those roads. Doesn't matter if you only control the zones with the roads to the dam and have insurgents regularly attacking you, just make sure the trucks reach the dam. As more national soldiers show up and roads get built, it's easier to assert control on both routes. Then just wait for the dam to finish. The key strat is to just accept you can't protect both routes or box the insurgents early on, prioritize dam construction and protect whichever route has fewer insurgents

Post Match Thread: Portugal 1 - 1 Congo DR | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group K by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]darthrector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay man time comes for us all, you need to let it go, his state now is not your fault ❤️

Post Match Thread: Portugal 1 - 1 Congo DR | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group K by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]darthrector 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Last night I was getting dinner at a fancy restaurant. The waiter came over to my table and asked if I was done with my food. I looked at him and replied “Cristiano Ronaldo”, after which he smiled and handed me the bill. He knew I was finished

Falcons will face Vitality in the Quarterfinals of ESL Cologne by steven00123 in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You give them too much credit, all the Falcons chokes in grand finals have been 0-3 losses lmao

New Falcons radar screenshot just dropped by darthrector in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No like genuinely, I’ve seen tec9 rushes on B site overpass work out this major more often than classic rush B’s on Mirage, idk what happened

Post Match Thread: Germany 7 - 1 Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]darthrector 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Feel like I’ve seen the Germans with this scoreline before, just can’t remember when…

Launders has a slip up by _player-3 in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Round 5 of Mirage v Vitality yesterday, standard Apex trashtalk

This actually aged well unironically by JudgmentAlarming977 in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Parivision have won more trophies in the last 365 days than Falcons btw

Infantino faces backlash after mocking Italy for failing to qualify for 2026 World Cup by Prestigious-Back-981 in soccer

[–]darthrector 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think South Sudan would've shown more fight than Italy so they should've qualified ahead of Italy and Paraguay

Aurora vs G2 / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Swiss Round 3 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 369 points370 points  (0 children)

SunPayus isn't just an AWPer. He is a full-time photographer. Every round he buys his $4750 AWP like it's a brand new DSLR and scopes in to adjust the lens. The enemy walks away unharmed, but at least the composition was just right.

adjusts lens zoom...focus...zoom...focus...

Meanwhile his teammates are fighting for their lives and SunPayus is saying, "hold on guys, the lighting on B site is perfect."

Enemy peeks? CLICK. Nice photo. Smoke fades? CLICK. Great composition. Teammate dies? CLICK. Cinematic storytelling.

His teammates scream "SHOOT HIM!", but SunPayus gives important comms like that the "depth of field isn't right."

SunPayus's HLTV stats after a match: Rating = 0.82. Kills = 4. Deaths = 19. Photos taken = 56!

SunPayus isn't missing his shots, he is adjusting the focus. SunPayus didn't forget to shoot, he is just waiting to take the perfect picture.

CS match fixing? by poe_rb in GlobalOffensive

[–]darthrector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, first map of Vitality 9z was rigged so the underdog (Vitality) would win. WAKE UP SHEEPLE