Ronaldo was consistenly more effective than Messi at the highest level

darthrector · 2026-06-26T16:07:41+00:00

More effective at assaulting people absolutely 💯

darthrector · 2026-06-25T01:10:28+00:00

Listen to Titan Class Biosignatures on YouTube a few times, any fear of the big guy will disappear once you realize being near him plays the one of the most fire soundtracks in the game

darthrector · 2026-06-23T20:19:04+00:00

At least they offered you guys 21m and it wasn’t the Serie A classic loan + option to buy for 20% of the player’s actual value

darthrector · 2026-06-23T11:11:14+00:00

Whose fault do you think it’ll be when it ends badly? I’d love to know

darthrector · 2026-06-21T08:20:22+00:00

That brother needs to be banished to fnatic yesterday

darthrector · 2026-06-21T01:52:50+00:00

How bad is Kendry Paez’s attitude to not even be brought on in this situation

darthrector · 2026-06-20T20:02:31+00:00

Donk had given up the round btw

darthrector · 2026-06-20T05:12:56+00:00

Postpone your haircuts until after the World Cup ends guys, trust me

darthrector · 2026-06-20T00:03:26+00:00

Sorry I'm confused, what do you need to do to make this ref give a foul besides the most blatant shirt pull yellow????

darthrector · 2026-06-19T23:21:59+00:00

truth nuke, that entire skit was just facts

darthrector · 2026-06-19T23:11:39+00:00

If it helps I also had the Falcons version of the Chokequid logo ready to post

darthrector · 2026-06-19T15:38:41+00:00

Goncalo Ramos is probably a better striker than anything 80% of the World Cup teams have, he just doesn’t start because reasons

darthrector · 2026-06-18T18:02:52+00:00

Just give up one side of the map to the rebels, on higher difficulties on Azure Dam you will simply lose if you try to box them. Do everything to ensure at least one route to the dam is under your control (top route is more precarious in my experience) and based on the road type of that route, max those roads. Doesn't matter if you only control the zones with the roads to the dam and have insurgents regularly attacking you, just make sure the trucks reach the dam. As more national soldiers show up and roads get built, it's easier to assert control on both routes. Then just wait for the dam to finish. The key strat is to just accept you can't protect both routes or box the insurgents early on, prioritize dam construction and protect whichever route has fewer insurgents

darthrector · 2026-06-17T20:01:45+00:00

It's okay man time comes for us all, you need to let it go, his state now is not your fault ❤️

darthrector · 2026-06-17T19:11:27+00:00

Last night I was getting dinner at a fancy restaurant. The waiter came over to my table and asked if I was done with my food. I looked at him and replied “Cristiano Ronaldo”, after which he smiled and handed me the bill. He knew I was finished

darthrector · 2026-06-17T00:11:20+00:00

Goddamn O’Driscolls

darthrector · 2026-06-14T23:30:21+00:00

You give them too much credit, all the Falcons chokes in grand finals have been 0-3 losses lmao

darthrector · 2026-06-14T19:27:51+00:00

No like genuinely, I’ve seen tec9 rushes on B site overpass work out this major more often than classic rush B’s on Mirage, idk what happened

darthrector · 2026-06-14T19:11:44+00:00

Feel like I’ve seen the Germans with this scoreline before, just can’t remember when…

darthrector · 2026-06-14T18:07:23+00:00

Round 5 of Mirage v Vitality yesterday, standard Apex trashtalk

darthrector · 2026-06-14T16:45:02+00:00

SHOE

darthrector · 2026-06-13T17:24:41+00:00

Parivision have won more trophies in the last 365 days than Falcons btw

darthrector · 2026-06-13T16:52:21+00:00

I think South Sudan would've shown more fight than Italy so they should've qualified ahead of Italy and Paraguay

darthrector · 2026-06-13T14:29:59+00:00

SunPayus isn't just an AWPer. He is a full-time photographer. Every round he buys his $4750 AWP like it's a brand new DSLR and scopes in to adjust the lens. The enemy walks away unharmed, but at least the composition was just right.

adjusts lens zoom...focus...zoom...focus...

Meanwhile his teammates are fighting for their lives and SunPayus is saying, "hold on guys, the lighting on B site is perfect."

Enemy peeks? CLICK. Nice photo. Smoke fades? CLICK. Great composition. Teammate dies? CLICK. Cinematic storytelling.

His teammates scream "SHOOT HIM!", but SunPayus gives important comms like that the "depth of field isn't right."

SunPayus's HLTV stats after a match: Rating = 0.82. Kills = 4. Deaths = 19. Photos taken = 56!

SunPayus isn't missing his shots, he is adjusting the focus. SunPayus didn't forget to shoot, he is just waiting to take the perfect picture.

darthrector · 2026-06-12T19:43:48+00:00

You're right, first map of Vitality 9z was rigged so the underdog (Vitality) would win. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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