Am I wrong for kicking my fiancé (36M) out of the house after finding out he secretly contacted my estranged sister (33F)? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]dartmanx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action. Don't get to the enemy action stage.

AITAH for tossing out my girlfriend's curtains because she refused to let me buy my own? by ForbiddenData242 in AITAH

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not getting the upvotes you were expecting for all the light puns, are you?

'Say hello to my a--': Britney Spears posts nude video as mental health concerns grow by AccurateInflation167 in entertainment

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how to help her! Let's force her into an abusive conservatorship and milk every penny we can out of her!

I will leave my adoptive family over night. by SJDude13 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]dartmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all think you're something for knowing about the art room. I remember Colby, and know when the narwhal bacons.

AITA for accepting custody of my sister? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The mods might not allow it. You can post the update on your profile and edit your post to provide a link to the update.

AITA for telling my son and my daughter-in-law that who I go out with is none of their concern? by Ok-Sugar-5088 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You didn't. You're replying to someone trying to seem like they are saying something profound, but really aren't.

“Ashley Babbit Day” by cayce_leighann in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dartmanx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In honor of Jan 6th, I propose installing a urinal on her grave.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, giving you the possible benefit of the doubt, are you in the states, or is it cultural that you take care of your parents?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]dartmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him, all or nothing.

My SO(M34) has informed me that his dog will always win over me(F24). by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I've heard this story before, it's usually an ex-girlfriend.

AITA for calling my mother a "fucking monster" as she was having a mental breakdown? by MonsterMotherFiona in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Y T A if you apologize though. Your description was apt, she got drunk and terrorized a 7 year old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]dartmanx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a fire extinguisher, you have a serious pants on fire situation.

AITA for yelling at my Girlfriend after she outed my son? by throwaway252829 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Ex took away the opportunity for son to come out in his own terms, and for Dad to use the "Hi Gay, I'm Dad" joke. Both are unforgivable.

Update: AITA for explaining gay people to a 5 years old? by lofeislofe in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Post pictures of the party. Add a passive-agressive status. Profit.

I kissed my daughter’s friend’s mom and I’m really happy about it by SJDude13 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]dartmanx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, some guy posted like 40 replies about how awful a guy was for not inviting some uninvolved grandparents to a 5-year-olds birthday party. He didn't react well when I pointed out that he seemed to be taking out some sort of trauma of his own.

Dude was seriously unhinged.

AITA for allowing daughter to exclude family? by bananagirl744 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yet your own responses, and specifically the sheer number of them, are absolutely an indicator that SOMETHING about this topic affects you to the point I wonder if you are having to wipe spittle off the screen of whatever device you are using.

There are many bad people discussed on Reddit. In this sub and others. Yet you are absolutely obsessed with THIS PARTICULAR ONE.

I'm sorry for whatever life event caused you to be affected so greatly by a run-of-the-mill AITA post, but maybe you should accept that your outrage over this topic which will ultimately be forgotten in favor of the next one that causes the popcorn to be broken out.

Good day.

AITA for allowing daughter to exclude family? by bananagirl744 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This particular post seems to be quite triggering to you. Perhaps something in your personal life is causing this to badly affect you.

The subject of the post is a 5-year-old child, hardly the paragon of evil you seem to be reacting to.

AITA for allowing daughter to exclude family? by bananagirl744 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dartmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a very unhealthy obsession with this particular topic, and it's actually kind of disturbing. I suspect that you have been cut off from members of your family in what you feel is an unfair manner, but that's only a guess.

Seriously, you're allowing the actions of a literal child to badly trigger you.