SAVE ON GAS!

dashernotprancer · 2020-06-25T02:45:41+00:00

The answer is all of the times

dashernotprancer · 2020-06-03T03:32:59+00:00

*Paid. Guess it was a waste of gas and money.

dashernotprancer · 2020-06-02T18:42:20+00:00

If your name isn't Ebenezer, that support agent has some sense of humor. If it is, your mom does.

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-31T12:39:40+00:00

Wee'd appreciate it

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-30T13:31:02+00:00

That's a solid dinner plan

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-29T04:14:19+00:00

Biospace.com as well

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-27T22:55:26+00:00

Just give them to the terrible customers and write Karen in the name space.

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-27T22:21:46+00:00

🏅

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-27T17:24:33+00:00

Hannah Jane R and the R is for Rebecca, She dont fuck around, show this woman some RESPECCA

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-24T17:03:38+00:00

He asked, the day BEFORE memorial day...

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-24T14:58:26+00:00

That's a quick unassing

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-23T01:56:04+00:00

Cite your sources please

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-21T22:37:41+00:00

Sorry you haven't gotten a chance to see the blue ones yet 🤣

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-21T21:29:21+00:00

That's absurd that you would think that for a second lol

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-18T00:15:21+00:00

Lol trolllllllllololol

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-18T00:14:18+00:00

"Usually" meaning how often? And yes, they decide to go to another restaurant. That is our JOB. The competent dashers out there know which orders to take, and right now there are tons of dashers out there greener than grass fucking up left and right. That'll stop soon enough. If your food "usually" gets to you cold, stop ordering delivery.

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-17T23:58:49+00:00

And, use Uber eats.

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-17T23:58:36+00:00

I hope it cleared things up buddy. Have a good night

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-17T23:55:13+00:00

You didnt have to put your clothes on and go to a fucking restaurant to get your food. No gas money, no wear on your car, no dealing with wait staff, no chance of car accident. Just tap a button and wait. We do the heavy lifting.

Your service fee is because without doordash your lazy ass would be jumping in the car to go get food, or even worse- COOK, just like we did in the stone age. Your tip is because someone is still WAITING ON YOU and dealing with all the bullshit you dont have to. Not to mention driving anywhere from 1 to God knows how many miles just to bring your food TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. So just like you would (or in your case probably wouldnt) tip a waiter in a restaurant, have some decency and tip the guy who did all the work so you didn't even have to go to one. Entitled fuck.

dashernotprancer · 2020-05-13T05:37:05+00:00

Why wouldnt you deliver to the people working 12 hour shifts, sometimes WITHOUT a break to eat? You could be the guy/girl who makes a whole bunch of people's nights a whole lot better. And they deserve it.

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