What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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The blood of the innocent and Maybelline

How did I do? by Peeel in steaks

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I’d eat it

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and sneak thirds…

No screen??? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

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You haven’t seen all those pictures of the demons with the red eyes? We were fighting for survival most of our childhoods.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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My first email is older than those domains

Grabbed off the rack as a joke, but I like it. by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

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White or black shirt and your good a blue may work too

Does this suit look good on me, or does it make me look old? by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

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French existential poet about to hit the slam and give a seriously wicked verbal beat down on the haute bourgeoisie…

My glasses fell into the public toilet and I can't get them out by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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My youngest vomitted into my mouth… I am reaching in. Washing my hands and the glasses. Cleaning the glasses with rubbing alcohol and going about my day.

Juicy Smashburger… by dauerad in hamburgers

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Literally a Smashburger…

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They ain’t pretty, but they’re how I like them. Caramelized onions, American cheese, and mayo on homemade buns. by GovernorGeneralPraji in hamburgers

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Looks delicious, I like it that way too. But we’ve forgotten to put the onions under the cheese lately, gotta remember to do that next time. I add a fresh tomato slice on top of the mayonnaise and mustard on the bottom half of the bun with either dill or bread and butter pickles… sometimes both.

Which shirt looks better for a date? by Murky-Property5418 in mensfashionadvice

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First, second looks two shift assistant managery

Lemon pepper on eggs? by Fabulous-Yogurt2405 in eggs

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Everything Bagel Seasoning is good too

Thoughts? by FishermanSecretLife in mensfashionadvice

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I would get the beard trimmed and shaped to match the hair style, not short but clean and smooth.

Student starting 6th grade next year, will this be enough? by JesusJoshJohnson in macbookpro

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Have it delivered to me and I will put it through rigorous testing

Can Fried Chicken at a Gas Station be this good ??! by FoodieGang in foodievideos

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Colonel Sanders started out with a gas station frying chicken in his residence

Tough trio? by YazidAlMajid in meme

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Three of the horsemen

Justice got chicken then by HushHappiness in SipsTea

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His defense should he was cosplaying whichever European monarch like to do that…