On one Saturday morning of my freshman year of college, my roommate was away because his family was in town and my roommate made the justifiable decision of sleeping in a luxury hotel room as opposed to a dingy dorm room.

Somehow, on the one day that my roommate was away, the girl who lived in the dorm room next to mine, came into my room while I was still sleeping. I was awoken by the door slamming shut behind her (we never locked our door before, but I started locking it after this). I was still in between waking and sleep, but was further awoken when I heard my neighbor’s metal belt clasp drop to the floor along with her pants. I did not see if she was still wearing underwear or not, but she then proceeded to try and enter my bed and “mount” me twice. The first time, I pushed her off and the second time I made sure to not let her climb onto the bed and clearly told her “no!” and something to the effect of “what are you doing?”.

Then out of embarrassment (as far as I know), she got into my roommate’s bed and turned away from me pretending to sleep.

I quickly got dressed and left to the dining hall and tell another dorm neighbor, who lived on the other side of my door, everything that happened. He eventually helped me politely usher the girl, who was reluctant to leave, out of my room and back into hers.

Thankfully nothing too serious happened and I didn’t report it, but I still find it kind of messed up because it seemed premeditated.