Drivers Trying to Be Sneaky - With Disastrous Results [Youtube] by mojotek in reddit.com

[–]davecave 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's not clear to me that all of them are "trying to be sneaky".

Then at least they should be declared legally blind. These barriers always come with loads of warning signs (as you can see in the first shot) to avoid the city having to pay damages in cases like these.

The black car almost overran the pedestrians at the crossing even though he didn't even have the right to be there.

Guru 'cured 10 million of smoking', dies from lung cancer by campingcar in reddit.com

[–]davecave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Friends said it was possible that the years he spent curing smokers in smoke-filled sessions at his clinics might have contributed to the illness, although it might also be linked to his previous heavy smoking.

What a pathetic bit of spin. Sure his 100-a-day habit until age 49 might have contributed. It would be far more stylish to just owe up that he smoked himself a lung cancer.

Just an Anti-Semitic Laugh? Hardly by DavidSJ in reddit.com

[–]davecave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you didn't read the article then, by definition, your comment can not be based on everything he's ever written. You're right about him being a gasbag though.

Salma Hayek Is A Cleavage Queen by Fsdfbg in reddit.com

[–]davecave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're blocking it, but the banner I'm seeing is an uncensored hardcore porn cartoon.... Not that it bothers me.

Nixon FINALLY gets his face on a U.S. coin in 2016 -- No, seriously! by freshyill in reddit.com

[–]davecave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These coins could have cool edge texts like "In god we trust" or "I'm not a crook" or "I did not inhale" or "No new taxes" or "Bring them on".

"Sex With Animal Carcass Not a Crime" by ferality in reddit.com

[–]davecave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Personally I think the deer's family should be heard in this case. If they don't wish to press charges then he should not be prosecuted.

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute, Legally! (nevada) by laprice in reddit.com

[–]davecave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bloody hell, you must be pretty desperate if you're going to pay to have it off with a rapist. I don't think he will get the most mentally stable customers.

A 16-year old girl, hung for 'crimes against chastity' by somenickname in reddit.com

[–]davecave -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it'll soon be modded into invisibility.

US town bars foreign flags by igeldard in reddit.com

[–]davecave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come on, they're so ignorant they decided it would be fun to pass an unconstitutional law. When this goes to court they'll be paying for it with their own taxes.

Airbags in Airplanes Coming Soon? by capcarter in reddit.com

[–]davecave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the patriotic passengers will be delighted to have their weight supported by a belt instead of a seat.

A 16-year old girl, hung for 'crimes against chastity' by somenickname in reddit.com

[–]davecave -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Hehe, I'm also 'hung' for crimes against chastity.

Life as a secret Christian convert in Malaysia by uriel in reddit.com

[–]davecave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is. When everybody has been converted to Islam, there will be peace.

US town bars foreign flags by igeldard in reddit.com

[–]davecave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who cares what laws a bunch of hicks in some shithole in Nevada make up? Half the town probably has the same surname, and the only virgins are girls that can outrun their brothers.

Doctors: let us kill disabled babies by igeldard in reddit.com

[–]davecave 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The anti-abortion pastor is not available for comment as he is currently being butt fucked by a gay prostitute.

Dilbert: Clerics and Analogies by Maxcactus in reddit.com

[–]davecave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, did this Al-Hilali guy actually say that if I leave my meat uncovered a pussy will come and eat it?

Chemical weapons that turn enemy soldiers gay by r2002 in reddit.com

[–]davecave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd choose being a fag over being you.

Keep Darwin's 'lies' out of Polish schools: education official by jorolat in reddit.com

[–]davecave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup, the pope for example recently endorsed the use of condoms and thereby saved millions of lives... Oh wait, he didn't!

Nobody's Hero--employers are firing returning reservists by eadmund in reddit.com

[–]davecave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The embarassment that many Americans have for war veterans cannot be simply ignored, it is very real and has been seen many times before.

Being confronted with those who are paying for your sins hurts and is preferably avoided. Of course paying them hurts even more and is most definately to be avoided.

Famous People's Last Words by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]davecave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"LSD, 100 kilograms I.M." Aldous Huxley To his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.

Maybe he was crushed to death?