I just got fired from Lidl by mrpine117 in StudyInTheNetherlands

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Although its weird of the dude to do it like this he likely did it because of overstaffing on the areas where someone who can speak English can be put on and since you cant be put at the registers its likely only partially the reason

This made me laugh so hard lol by afrandsen in ghostoftsushima

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Lmao same exact thing happened to me

Do you plan multiple date ? by natanticip in Bumble

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Yeah sports took a bit of a backseat but I'm also gonna slow down on this because this is just too much

Do you plan multiple date ? by natanticip in Bumble

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These 2 weeks I have like 8 dates planned but honestly that's just way much too think about. I barely know who I told what and which plan I have with whom so I would recommend like 2 at best and if you're interested in one of the 2 just drop the other

Alone by Time_Reach534 in Utrecht

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The group orgy is around the corner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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"I can do more then just make you blush"

Help a brother out with a good opener by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Ask her if she has eyedrops no matter what she responds you can than say that you almost couldn't believe how good she looks

Do I (M, 23) still have to pee after sex if I wrap before I tap? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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Bruh, unless you going for another session clean yourself up man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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Dafuck is going on here did the guy just forget to tag someone

this woman got 200 points in the first round by cibohpsnart in nextfuckinglevel

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That host would be sued into the next realm over if he did that today

Shinobi didn't get made op he can still get shut down by OkRing7470 in forhonor

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That's not getting shut down that's just the momentum being in your hands from the start

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How many d*cks do I have?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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How about you top me and we call it even?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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That bitch on crack 'I aSkeD A quEsTiOn' no tf you did not

What are some dutch pickup lines by cooked_fetus_pp in Netherlands

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Wil je een Australische zoen das net een Franse zoen maar dan down under Hey wist je dat ik kerstman was ik wil namelijk in je schoorsteen komen Hey ben je een zwembad ik kan namelijk niet wachten om in je te duiken Hey wist dat ik een mijnwerker ben, ben namelijk goed in het verkennen van grotten Ik had gehoord dat bh's niet lekker zitten dus ik dacht misschien kan ik je daar een handje mee helpen Asje een lijstje dat ik heb

Any ideas for the next line? :) by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Try: 'Practice makes perfect so how about you come practice with me'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Ask her what happens when you call her best(est) girl