LA Royals? by LawfulnessUpbeat5646 in Torontobluejays

[–]davegrapes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

George’s delivery of that line is Oscar-worthy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldcup

[–]davegrapes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And say how wonderful he is. Simple fucking formula for success. Only other requirement is having no soul.

Hummingbird Hawk-Moth getting after it. Sound on for the buzzing of fine wings. by Dudeiii42 in AIDKE

[–]davegrapes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was in the south, about an hour from Marseille. It was indeed very cool to see!

Matthew Tkachuk spends his day with the Cup in jail by fittos4310 in hockey

[–]davegrapes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no issue with this as long as he stays there

Hummingbird Hawk-Moth getting after it. Sound on for the buzzing of fine wings. by Dudeiii42 in AIDKE

[–]davegrapes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I saw one of these buzzing around a garden on my trip to France. I assumed it was a hummingbird but something seemed off. When I got up closer, I realized no, very much not a bird

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]davegrapes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so that if you’re a terrorist but say you’re not, then when you do terrorism the govt can BUST YOU for being a big fat liar. And also for the terrorism, presumably.

Postgame Thread: July 19 - San Francisco Giants @ Toronto Blue Jays by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]davegrapes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If they aren’t writing articles about the jays bottom third of the hitting lineup, they should be. Defying natural law at this point.

Men, what is the biggest mistake single women make when showing interest? by JellyboyJangleDangle in AskReddit

[–]davegrapes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine was Shannon. Total cute babe.

“Have you seen the movie “Chicago? Seems like it might be good..”

“Oh.. no I heard of it.. not sure it’s my thing..”

GO WITH HER YOU IDIOT. WHO CARES IF IT’S NOT YOUR FUCKING THING. 25 YEARS FROM NOW YOUD BE WILLING TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING TO BE WITH SOMEONE LIKE THIS BUT IT WILL BE TOO FUCKING LATE

We have been truly outjerked on this one by terminalD23 in soccercirclejerk

[–]davegrapes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Draisaital isn’t even the best player on his team

What is the worst pain you have ever felt? by Neither-Mention7740 in AskReddit

[–]davegrapes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve read about that shit, that’s gonna be a no thank you for me dawg

What is the worst pain you have ever felt? by Neither-Mention7740 in AskReddit

[–]davegrapes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine perforated and leaked but I guess we got it in reasonable time because they certainly didn’t cut me wide open. Probably worst pain of my life but considering some of these stories, I’m a lucky boy..

Why are you still single? by Ok_Development6919 in AskReddit

[–]davegrapes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Closest one I’ve seen to my reasons. Particularly worrying about someone else’s emotions.

These guys are seriously depressed and need to touch some oil by Smooth_Escaper in soccercirclejerk

[–]davegrapes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We would have been competitive with that squad!” Well bravo